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Starship Troopers

1997

D: Paul Verhoeven

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Pros: Score, Special Effects, Cheesy Fun, Some Good Satire

Cons: Some Bad Satire, One Offensive Scene

      Twenty years ago today, Paul Verhoeven’s contemptuous adaptation of Robert A. Heinlein’s seminal ci-fi novel was released.  Due to its satirical tone, it’s often mistaken for an earnestly cheesy B-movie.  Usually when this mistake happens, the movie is harshly criticized, but people seem to enjoy it nonetheles.  Unlike most of the people who recognize this movie for what it is, I have some criticism for its approach.  And yes, it is possible to recognize the problematic nature of the book while finding Verhoeven’s attempt to satire it a bit flawed.

       Published in 1959, the novel influenced many science fiction tropes, not the least of which being mechanized battlesuits.  Its depiction of military life was so well-developed that it’s taught in military schools and is cited as a hypothetical guide to future warfare.  It makes a noble, if slightly awkward, attempt to depict sexual equality.  Unfortunately, it’s not perfect.  It’s most well-known for its infamous theme that society would be ideal if only former military veterans could vote, a message supported only by the conveniently fictional evidence cited in the book.  The story allows for racial equality (as does the movie), and abuse of the civilian population is somehow nonexistent.  It’s an interesting idea worthy of an alien race in Star Trek: Deep Space 9, preferably with a complex exploration of its effect on characters.  The novel has also been criticized for allegedly racist themes revolving around the alien antagonists.  Perhaps its most empirically disproven message is that corporeal punishment is crucial to instilling discipline.  The story had enough strengths to deserve an earnest adaptation that was aware of its flaws, but that’s not what this movie is. 

      Verhoeven obviously didn’t like the book so he decided to make the movie a mockery of it.  Unfortunately his less-than-intriguing idea of deconstructing this military dictatorship is to simply brand it as fascism.  Not particularly unfair in this case, but it’s pretty lazy.  And he deftly conveys this message by literally dressing the characters up like Nazis.  This director has been known to strike a difficult balance that makes his satires uniquely tongue-in-cheek without turning them into outright farces, but this makes Starship Troopers veer away from RoboCop and Total Recall toward RoboCop 2.  

Above: Subtlety.

This is tangential, but I’d love to know how people who conflate militarism and fascism think the Allies beat the Nazis in the first place.  Perhaps everyone in the Western world simply donned a mask, walked into Germany, and punched them until World War II was over. 

        Verhoeven’s apparent lack of knowledge and appreciation for military oversimplified the details of the book’s world and ignored the tactics that made it intriguing.  Most noticeably, the battlesuits are gone, and a training scene absurdly ignores gun safety (leading to a death).  This is almost certainly intentional symbolism of how little authoritarian regimes care for human life.  Then again even brutal dictatorships see their soldiers as assets and don’t waste them without some pragmatic reason for doing so.  The military is frequently depicted as incompetent and ill-equipped.  For example, it takes an entire magazine from an awkwardly large Morita rifle (a possible Freudian statement?) to take down a single soldier bug.  Even the Arachnids are stripped of their technological prowess, depicted as somehow throwing rocks with butt plasma in yet another probably intentional example of absurdity.

Nice booty, though.

       The most insulting scene in the movie is one in which an older recruiter (Robert David Hall) congratulates the protagonist on his decision to enlist and obliviously states that the Mobile Infantry “made him the man he is today” before the picture reveals the double amputation of his legs.  This is actually a bastardization of a sympathetic moment in the novel in which a veteran possesses cybernetic legs but purposefully takes them off when working as a recruiter in order to make it clear to prospective recruits what they’re signing up for.  This rather clever and self-aware statement about sacrifice is replaced by the childish suggestion that choosing to risk life and limb for something greater than oneself is for chumps.  Verhoeven generally displays an odd contempt for heroism in his movies.  

      There are some moments in which the satire succeeds, however.  The most genuinely humorous moments are the corny propaganda videos shown throughout the movie, which are more like the tongue-in-cheek Verhoeven I appreciate.  Their nature is best summed up by the disingenuous catchphrase “Would You Like to Know More?”  The movie does make a good point about how war fever and xenophobia can brainwash us.  For example, much of the losses experienced by the Federation are the result of its underestimation of the enemy.  In fact, there are vague suggestions that the humans were the aggressors (particularly one scene that suggests that some bugs are captured and experimented on), provoking the Arachnids to attack.  On the other hand, the aliens’ attack on civilian targets is hardly justifiable.  There are some occasional moments of dissent from civilians, but I would have liked to see more internal conflict.

             One objective advantage the movie has over the novel is a well-organized plot.  Despite its less earnest approach, it actually has character arcs that come to fruition.  The book simply focuses on a linear account of Juan “Johnny” Rico’s training and advancement in the military, and this limits the story’s scope.  There is a good moment of complexity between Sergeant Zim and a superior officer, but its presentation is a bit contrived as a result of Heinlein’s decision to make Rico the only POV character.   Coversely, the film sets up an arc in which a whitewashed Johnny Rico (Casper Van Dien) and his classmates Carmen Ibanez (Denise Richards), Isabell “Dizzy” Flores (Dina Meyer), and Carl Jenkins (Neil Patrick Harris) join the military as soon as they graduate their intentionally Rockwellesque life as high school students.  Their different career paths branch out until eventually meet again at the end, secure in their roles in The Federation.  Here Carmen says, “You know, whenever the three of us are together, I feel like things just might work out.”  There are even some moments of pathos, particularly Dizzy’s death.  Other characters include Rico’s infantry comrade Ace Levy (Jake Busey) and tough-but-caring division officer Jean Rasczak (Michael Ironside), and Carmen’s comrade/love interest Zander Barcalow (Patrick Muldoon).  Rico’s parents, who disapprove of his military service, are played by Christopher Curry and Lenore Kasdorf.  One of the more compelling characters is Zim (Clancy Brown), a tough sergeant with a sympathetic side.  Other cast members include Brenda Strong, Seth Gilliam, Dean Norris, Marshall Bell, Rue McClanahan, Dale Dye, Amy Smart, and John Cunningham as the propaganda reel narrator.

       One of the movie’s strengths is its special effects.  The movie got a well-earned Oscar nomination for it, and it features a good mix.  In addition to good model work with the spaceships, the bugs are rendered using impressive CGI for the time.  It even holds up surprisingly well, with the exception of the Brain Bug.  Additionally, Verhoeven delivers on his signature violence.  Sometimes the gore is played well for dark humor in the newsreel scenes.                

      By far the best part of the movie, however, is Basil Poledouris’ score.  It seems aware of the movie’s satirical tone by starting out as rather cloying patriotic march before it subverts itself and transitions to a dark, and ominous theme that still manages to be genuinely rousing.  It’s a perfect combination of irony and genuinely enjoyable scoring.  It was a travesty that it did not win the Oscar.  In fact, Poledouris, despite his excellent work, has never even been nominated for an Academy Award.  The franchise also features an ironic patriotic song (I believe from a sequel), that is also rather enjoyable.   

      There are a few reasons why Starship Troopers is popular even among people who miss the satire, or people who (like me) see said satire as flawed.  Verhoeven is one of the few directors who can pull off tongue-in-cheek violence without it turning farcical.  Even talented directors, like John McTiernan and Irvin Kershner, have tried this and failed miserably.  It’s easy to screw this up and accidentally make a genuinely good action movie or a spoof.  Usually movies that bridge the gap end up coming off as hypocritically trying to have it both ways.  Verhoeven’s movies arguably have this problem, but their creativity makes his movies enjoyable whether you choose to watch them as earnest movies or ironic satires.  Another factor is that he generally treats the characters like sympathetic people despite the message.  For those who don’t get the irony, his R-Rated boldness make his work more like an enjoyably edgy B-movie while other satires-mistaken-for-bad-movies can simply come off like gutless studio dreck.  The satirical approach also provides opportunity for humor.  There are plenty of fun moments and memorable lines throughout the movie that even have some accidental appeal for the more militaristic among us.  Starship Troopers may not be as smart as it thinks at is and it may not do the source material justice, but it’s still a fun movie that’s worth a watch.  Or maybe I'm just more forgiving when childhood nostalgia is not involved.   

QUOTES

RASCZAK: You. Why are only citizens allowed to vote?

STUDENT: It's a reward. Something the Federation gives you for doing federal service.

RASCZAK: No. Something given has no value. When you vote, you are exercising political authority, you're using force. And force my friends is violence. The supreme authority from which all other authorities are derived

RASCZAK: Naked force has resolved more conflicts throughout history than any other factor. The contrary opinion, that violence doesn't solve anything, is wishful thinking at its worst. People who forget that always die.

RASCZAK: Rico. What is the moral difference, if any, between a civilian and a citizen?
RICO: A citizen accepts personal responsibility for the safety and the body politic defending it with his life. A civilian does not.
RASCZAK: The exact words of the textbook. But do you understand it? Do you believe it?
RICO: I don't know.
RASCZAK: No, of course you don't. I doubt anyone here would recognize civic virtue even if it reached up and bit you in the ass!

RICO: I wanna join up.  I think I got what it takes to be a Citizen.

RASCZAK: Good for you! Go find out...

RICO: Well... my parents are against it... and I know it's my choice. I was wondering. What would you do if you were me?

RASCZAK: Figuring things out for yourself is the only freedom anyone really has. Use that freedom. Make up your own mind, Rico.

ACE: Sir, I don't understand. Who needs a knife in a nuke fight anyway? All you gotta do is push a button, sir.

ZIM: Cease fire. Put your hand on that wall trooper.  Put your hand on that wall!

[Zim throws a knife and pins Aces hand to the wall]

ZIM: The enemy cannot push a button... if you disable his hand.  MEDIC!

[Rico is about to be flogged as punishment]

ZIM: [whispering] Bite down on this, son.  It helps.  I know.

RICO: Someone asked me once if I knew the difference between a civilian and a citizen. I know now. A citizen has the courage to make the safety of the human race their personal responsibility. Dizzy was my friend. She was a soldier. But most important, she was a citizen of the Federation.

RASCZAK: I need a corporal. You're it, until you're dead or I find someone better.

CARL: You disapprove? Well, too bad! We're in this war for the species, boys and girls. It's simple numbers. They have more. And every day I have to make decisions that send hundreds of people like you to their deaths.

RICO: Didn't they tell you, Colonel? That's what the Mobile Infantry is good for.

[Rico passes up a dance with Dizzy]

RASCZAK: Rico - you once asked me for advice, want some now?

RICO: Yes, sir!

RASCZAK: Never pass up a good thing.

ZANDER: My G-d.  How could this have happened?

CARMEN: We thought we were smarter than the bugs.

[Fleet faces heavy plasma fire]

CAPTAIN DELADIER: This isn't random or light. Somebody made a mistake.

ZANDER: That's it. Drop status is 100%. We're empty, ma'am.

[Plasma fire grows worse, and two other ships collide in front of them]

CAPTAIN DELADIER: Somebody made a BIG g-ddam mistake!

RASCZAK: I expect the best and I give the best. [rolls out a keg] Here's the beer!

[Everyone cheers]

RASCZAK: Here's the entertainment. Now have fun. That's an order!

[Carl approaches a captured Brain Bug that is obviously beside itself with fear.  It cowers as he touches its head.  He takes a few seconds to psychically probe it.]

CARL: It’s afraid.  It’s afraid!

[Everyone cheers]

10th Anniversaries, Pt. 6

Bee Movie

2007

D: Simon J. Smith, Steve Hickner

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Pros: Clever Satire, Some Good Jokes, Animation

Cons: Lack of a Good Framing Plot, Some Characterization

        This Dreamworks movie, partially written by Jerry Seinfeld, seems to get little respect.  In fact, it seems that disliking this movie is practically a meme.  The primary criticism revolves around the allegedly absurd premise, and the ambiguously platonic relationship between a male anthropomorphic bee and a human woman is admittedly somewhat odd.  However, the intentionally outlandish scenario of the bee’s suing humanity is only a fault to people who don’t understand satire.  

        The movie begins with a honeybee named Barry B. Benson (Jerry Seinfeld) who graduates college with his best friend Adam Flayman (Matthew Broderick) and, much to the chagrin of his parents (Barry Levinson and Kathy Bates), puts off finding a job when he realizes that he’s stuck in whatever career he’s assigned to.  This is pretty much standard nonconformist cartoon formula (e.g. Antz).The humor during these scenes mostly revolves around lame “LOL we’re bees” jokes, particularly ones referencing short life spans.  In fact, it wasn’t until 20-40 min into the movie when I had a chuckle.

        Barry goes for a joyride with the Pollen Jocks (led by Rip Torn), who leave the hive to collect honey.  It’s a glamorous job, and one he aspires to despite his caste.  The trip accidentally gets Barry into the apartment of florist Vanessa Bloome (Renée Zellweger) and her hilarious boyfriend Ken (Patrick Warburton).  Ken attempts to swat Barry, but Vanessa admonishes him (despite not yet knowing that bees are sapient and that Ken is allergic).  Barry is so thankful he breaks the rule about interacting with humans to thank her.  They form a close friendship that is ambiguously romantic, but fortunately it doesn’t go any farther than that.  Other cast members include Chris Rock, Megan Mullaly, Oprah Winfrey, Michael Richards, Larry Miller, John DiMaggio, Tress MacNeille, Carl Kassell, and Jim Cummings as the narrator.

       During a visit to the grocery store, Barry discovers that honey is canned and sold in jars by humans.  Angered by the exploitation of his species (a pretty good argument against the bees’ rule against interacting with humans), he sets out to sue the human race with the help of Adam and Vanessa.  This is where the movie truly shines.  Despite Barry’s justified cause, he takes it too far, not only suing the entire human race, but also trying to revamp every “problematic” of human culture even tangentially related to the bees’ rights.  One example is his campaign to stop the romanticization of bears in pop culture, which means no Winnie the Pooh, etc.  To make his point, he has a bear storm into the courtroom appearing vicious, and the movie reveals that the bear is actually cooperating with him.  Any member of a “privileged” race is automatically a problem, and the only way to atone for that original sin is to fully support the agenda; the bear is a perfect example of an “ally.”  Jerry Seinfeld tried to warn us about the SJW’s, but we didn’t listen.  The funny thing is that this plot point is criticized for its implausibility; which is kinda the point.  The movie uses an absurd situation to make a statement about victimhood culture.                

      Most of the good comedy in this movie revolves around this scenario.  The most prominent honey company is owned by Ray Liotta (himself) in a nice example of pop cultural humor done right.  There’s also a particularly funny exchange with Sting (himself) that lampoons “cultural appropriation” and an amusing scene in which Barry is interviewed by Bee Larry King (Larry King).  When high-priced lawyer Layton T. Montgomery (John Goodman) goads Adam into stinging him, Adam must have his stinger replaced with a cocktail sword to save his life.  That could be subtle character development as Barry earlier expresses apathy toward an acquaintance who had died from stinging in rash rage; he doesn’t feel the same when it happens to his best friend.  Barry & Co. eventually win the case, and all the bees on the planet decide to take advantage of their victory and newly won stockpile of honey by not doing anything, further making a statement.  Eventually the ecosystem is ravaged by their inactivity (which could also be interpreted as an environmentalist message), and there are no flowers left to pollinate.  The movie reverts to a more tediously formulaic nature when Barry and Vanessa must fly to a flower parade where the only healthy flowers are left (you’d think people would use these flowers to help revive the ecosystem).  Somehow this works, and Barry ends up fulfilling his dream of joining the Pollen Jocks and running a law firm for similar animal-vs.-human cases. 

       The art style of the movie is nice, but it’s not perfect.  In contrast to the grotesque character designs in the overrated Antz, the bees in Bee Movie are cute and appealing.  While they both have human faces, the former are designed like animals with human faces, which are generally off-putting and should be avoided unless you want to intentionally disturb people.  Meanwhile, the bees are more like humanoid cartoons characters with apian attributes, and it works.  The design of the bee hive is colorful and creative, and the movie has some interesting stylization, particularly the shape of the cars and Layton T. Montgomery.  Most of the humans look fine, but some, like Ken and Ray Liotta, are doll-eyed refugees from the Uncanny Valley.     

       Bee Movie isn’t perfect.  It has a very clever and prescient satire, but it didn’t really have a unique plot to use as a framing device, so it just used a formulaic Dreamworks story about an individual struggling with conformity.  Still, it deserves credit for its statement and has enough witty dialogue to keep it afloat.

QUOTES

NARRATOR: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

[Vanessa and Ken are playing tennis]

KEN: It’s comin’ in at you like a MISSILE!

BARRY: How about a suicide pact?

VANESSA: How do you do it?

BARRY: I’ll sting you, you step on me.

VANESSA: That just kills you twice.

VANESSA: Ken, Barry was looking at your résumé and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks is not really a special skill.

VANESSA: Are you all right?

BARRY: Yeah. What was that? Clip and Save circular?

VANESSA: Yes, it was. How did you know?

BARRY: Felt like about ten pages. 75 is pretty much our limit.

VANESSA: You sure got that down to a science.

BARRY: Oh, we have to. You know, I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.

VANESSA: Why don't you just fly everywhere? Isn't it faster?

BARRY: Flying is exhausting. Why don't you humans just run everywhere, isn't that faster?

VANESSA: I see your point.

VANESSA: My only interest is flowers.

BARRY: You know, our last queen was elected with that very slogan.

KEN: Why is yogurt night so difficult?

KEN: Fine! Talking bees, No yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional rollarcoaster!

VANESSA: Goodbye, Ken. [Ken exits, then re-enters]

KEN: [to Barry] And for your information, I prefer sugar-free artificial sweeteners made by man! [exits]

VANESSA: I’m sorry

KEN: [re-enters] I know it’s got an aftertaste!  I like it!

BARRY: Tivo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane.

VANESSA: What, you don't have anything like that?

BARRY: We have "Hivo", But it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.

BARRY: Mr. Liotta, first may I offer my belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. [Ray Liotta is holding said Emmy on the stand] 

RAY LIOTTA: Thank you, thank you, th-hahahahaha…

BARRY: I also see from your resume that you’re devilishly handsome but with a churning inner turmoil that’s always ready to blow.

RAY LIOTTA: I enjoy what I do.  Is that a crime?

BARRY: Not yet it isn’t, but is this what it’s come to for you, Mr. Liotta?  Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don’t half to rehearse your art and learn your lines, sir? [gesturing toward a bottle of “Ray Liotta Private Select” honey]

RAY LIOTTA: Watch it, Benson.  I could blow right now!

BARRY: This isn’t a goodfella, this is a badfella!

RAY LIOTTA: [attacking Barry with his Emmy]  Why doesn’t someone just step on this little creep so we could all go home? [jury panics]

JUDGE: Order!  Order in this courtroom!

RAY LIOTTA: You’re all thinking it!

JUDGE: Order, order I say!

RAY LIOTTA: Just say it!

JUDGE: Mr. Liotta, will you please sit down?

[cut to various newspaper headlines: “Sue Bee!!!,” “BEES TO HUMANS: BUZZ OFF” and “STUDIO DUMPS LIOTTA PROJECT” ]

BARRY: Is this what nature intended for us?  To be forcibly addicted to these smoke machines in man-made wooden-slat work camps, living out our lives as honeyslaves to the white man? [referring to the white suits worn by beekeepers] 

[A black aide scoots away nervously from Layton & Co.]

BARRY: So Mr. Sting.  Thank you for being here.  Your name intrigues me, I have to say.  Where have I heard it before?

STING:  I-I was with a band called The Police.

BARRY: But you’ve never been a police officer of any kind, have you?

STING: Uh, no, I haven’t. 

BARRY: No, you haven’t.  And so here we have yet another example of bee culture being casually stolen by human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name.

STING: Oh, please.

BARRY: Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?  Because I’m feeling a little stung, Sting…or should I say Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! [Sting facepalms while the jury gasps in shock]

LAYTON T. MONTGOMERY: That’s not his real name?  [to aide] You idiot!    

[Adam has just stung Layton]

LAYTON T. MONTGOMERY: Will some angel of mercy come crawl to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks?

BARRY: You know, there is a Larry King in the human world, too.

BEE LARRY KING: It's a common name.  Next week on Bee Larry King…

BARRY: Nonono, I mean he looks like you, and he has a show with suspenders and different colored dots behind him…

BEE LARRY KING: [increasingly annoyed] Next week on Bee Larry King…

BARRY: …and old guy glasses and this quotes-along-the-bottom-from-the-guest-you’re-watching-even-though-you-just-heard-him.

[marquee is repeating what Barry just said]

BEE LARRY KING: [banging table] Bear week next week!  They’re scary, they’re hairy, and they’re here live! [gets up to leave]

BARRY: Always leans forward, pointy shouders, squinty eyes, very Jewish…

VANESSA: It turns out I cannot fly a plane.

Denis Villeneuve Movies Ranked

Pretty much one of today’s go-to directors for quality work.  His frequent collaborating with Jόhann Jόhannson and Roger Deakins helps.  Hopefully he’ll bring a lot of Jodorowsky’s ideas to screen in the upcoming Dune adaptation. 

5. Prisoners

2013

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I’m not a big fan of child abduction movies, but it was halfway decent and had some good twists.  Unfortunately, too many of the characters do stupid things.  I would have really liked Det. Loki a lot more if he wasn’t one of them.  His character could have made this a much better movie had he been the cop whose by-the-rules approach contrasted positively with Keller’s lawless methods; this could have been a theme.  Plus, some questionable break-ins committed by Loki discredit that premise because they worked.

 

4. Sicario

2015

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Well-made, but one of those movies that mistakes cynicism for insight.  I mostly give it credit for the excellent score by Jόhann Jόhannsson.

 

3. Arrival

2016

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A smart movie about first contact, but I would hesitate to call it great.  I’m not sure why learning an inefficient form of writing would enable you to see into the future.

2. Blade Runner 2049

2017

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The movie is a visual masterpiece that’s definitely worth a trip to the theatre.  The score also helps with the atmosphere.  My main problem is how it spoils the ambiguous ending of the original; it would have been better if it was a different story without Deckard & Co.  Also, K’s relationship with Joi was an idea done better in Her.  At least Joaquin Phoenix’s character drew the line at sex through a surrogate.  Still, this is my favorite of Villeneuve’s movies, even if it’s not the best.

1. Enemy

2013

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A great, atmospheric mindscrew about the duality of Man and (possibly?) his fear/exploitation of Woman.

 PROGRESSION

Average: 7.2