I considered including Street Fighter and Double Dragon on this list, but I actually kinda like those movies. Any movie with a rocket-powered station wagon can't be all bad.
6. The Swan Princess
D: Richard Rich
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A forgettable animated film, but I liked Steven Wright as
Speed.
5. The Shadow
D: Russell Mulcahy
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A bland adaptation starring an absurdly miscast Alec Baldwin
as the title character. I would have
liked to see what Sam Raimi would have done with this material.
4. Star Trek Generations
D: David Carson
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First in a string of mediocre TNG movies. I love how they blatantly recycled the
footage of the Bird of Prey’s destruction from Star Trek VI.
3. Thumbelina
D: Don Bluth, Gary Goldman
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This is the year The
Lion King came out, and Don Bluth made two of his worst movies. At least that Bumblebee was cute.
2. A Troll in Central Park
D: Don Bluth, Gary Goldman
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Next to Rock-a-Doodle,
it’s Bluth’s most unwatchable film. I
did like the villain song, but aside from that it was simply dreadful. I thought the title character would be
likable because he was voiced by Dom DeLuise, but he was extremely
annoying. Oh, how the mighty have
fallen.
1. Timecop
D: Peter Hyams
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Another dreadful 90's sci-fi movie. Great job making the villain a conservative
straw man, you children. It also has some really bad CGI.
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