Saturday, February 28, 2015

My DVD Collection



All the movies are in their original aspect ratio unless noted with an (f).  If I liked a certain edition of a DVD, I’ll make a note to tell you that it’s recommended.

MOVIES

Akira
Alien – Two-Disc Collector’s Edition
Aliens – Two-Disc Collector’s Edition
All Dogs Go to Heaven/All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 – Double Feature (f)
Atomic Blonde

Back to the Future – The Complete Trilogy
Bambi
Banjo the Woodpile Cat
Barry Lyndon*
Batman
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight
Batman: Under the Red Hood
Beauty and the Beast (1991)
Best in Show
Black Hawk Down
Blade Runner – The Director’s Cut
Blade Runner – The Final Cut
Bond: GoldenEye
Bond: Casino Royale
Bond: Quantum of Solace
Bond: Skyfall
Das Boot
The Bourne Supremacy
The Bourne Ultimatum
The Boxtrolls
Braveheart
Brazil 
Bringing Up Baby (f)*

The Cable Guy (f)
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Charlie Wilson’s War
Children of Men
A Christmas Carol (1984)
Mickey's Christmas Carol
A Christmas Story (f)
Nation Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (f)
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
Cinderella (1950)
Citizen Kane
Comic Book: The Movie (f)
The Conversation
Coraline
Corpse Bride
The Crow

Dark City – Director’s Cut
Dead Alive
The Departed
Desperado
Die Hard with a Vengeance
Live Free or Die Hard – Unrated
Django Unchained
Doctor Zhivago
Doubt
Dracula (1958)
Dragged Across Concrete
Dumbo
Dune (1984)
Dune (2021)
Dunkirk

Edward Scissorhands
Elf
The Emperor’s New Groove
Escape from New York
Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn
Evil Dead III: The Army of Darkness – Screwhead Edition
Eyes Wide Shut

Fantasia
Fantasia 2000
Fight Club
Firefox
The Fly (1986)
The Fountain
The Fox and the Hound and The Fox and the Hound II – 2-Movie Collection
Frozen
Fury

Ghostbusters
Gladiator
The Godfather Trilogy 
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Good Bye, Lenin!
A Goofy Movie
The Grand Budapest Hotel
The Great Mouse Detective
Grindhouse - Double Feature
Guardians of the Galaxy

Hard Boiled
Hard Candy
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (f)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (f)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2
The Hateful Eight
Heat
Hellboy
Home Alone
Horton Hears a Who!
How to Train Your Dragon

Inception
The Incredibles
The Indiana Jones Trilogy
Inglourious Basterds
In the Mouth of Madness
Iron Man
Iron Man 2
Isle of Dogs

Jack Ryan - The Hunt for Red October
Jack Ryan - Patriot Games
Jack Ryan - Clear and Present Danger
Jack Ryan - Sum of all Fears
Jack Ryan - Shadow Recruit
The Jerk

The Kingdom
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Knocked Up
Krampus

Lady and the Tramp
The Land Before Time
The Last of the Mohicans
The Last Unicorn
Legend – Ultimate Edition
The LEGO Movie
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
The Little Mermaid
The Lives of Others
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - Extended Edition
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers – Extended Edition
The Lord of the Rings : The Return of the King – Extended Edition
Lucky # Slevin

Mad Max: Fury Road
Man of Steel
The Man with Two Brains (f)
The Matrix
The Matrix Reloaded
The Matrix Revolutions
Miller’s Crossing
Minority Report
Mission: Impossible: III
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Mister Roberts
Mulan

Network
The Nightmare Before Christmas
No Country for Old Men
The Nutty Professor

Oliver and Company

Pan’s Labyrinth
ParaNorman
Pinocchio (1940)
The Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
The Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
The Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Point Break
Predator
The Prestige
The Princess and the Frog
Pulp Fiction


Raising Arizona
Ratatouille
Red Dawn
Redline
The Reluctant Dragon - RD feature only
Requiem for a Dream – Edited Version
RoboCop (1987)

Saving Private Ryan
A Scanner Darkly
Scarface
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
The Secret of NIMH
The Shining
Signs
The Silence of the Lambs
Sleepy Hollow
Slumdog Millionaire
Smokin’ Aces
Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope - Special Limited Edition (includes theatrical and special)
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi – Special Limited Edition

Talledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Team America: World Police – Unrated
The Terminator
Terminator 2: Judgment Day – Special Edition
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Thief
The Thing
The Third Man
30 Days of Night
This Is Spinal Tap
3:10 to Yuma (1957)
3:10 to Yuma (2007)
THX 1138 - Director's Cut
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Toy Story 3
Transformers: The Movie – 20th Anniversary Special Edition
Tron
Tron Legacy
28 Days Later
2001: A Space Odyssey

Ultraviolet – Unrated
Unbreakable
Up


Wall-E
War of the Words (2005)
We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
Winnie the Pooh (2011)

X2: X-Men United

Zoolander
Zootopia


TV

Avatar: The Last Airbender – Book 1: Water
Avatar: The Last Airbender – Book 2: Earth
Avatar: The Last Airbender – Book 3: Fire

Batman: The Animated Series – Volume 1
Batman: The Animated Series – Volume 2
Batman: The Animated Series – Volume 3

Cowboy Bebop – Remix: The Complete Collection

Death Note – Vol. 1
Death Note – Vol. 2

Freakazoid! - Season 1
Freakazoid! – Season 2

Gargoyles – Season 1
Gargoyles – Season 2.1
G.I. Joe – A Real American Hero/Revenge of COBRA
G.I. Joe – Season 1.1
G.I. Joe – Season 1.2
G.I. Joe – Season 2
G.I. Joe Resolute

Invader ZIM – Vol. 1: Doom Doom Doom
Invader ZIM – Vol. 2: Progressive Stupidity
Invader ZIM – Vol. 3: Horrible Holiday Cheer

King of the Hill – Season 1

Lonesome Dove
The Looney Tunes Show – Season 1:1
The Looney Tunes Show – Season 1:2

The Office (UK) – Complete Series and the Special

Seinfeld – Seasons 1-2
The Simpsons – Season 3
Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM) – The Complete Series
South Park – Season 10
Star Wars: Clone Wars – Vol. 1
Star Wars: Clone Wars – Vol. 2

Talespin – Vol. 1
Talespin – Vol. 2
Talespin – Vol. 3
Teen Titans – Season 1
Teen Titans – Season 2
Teen Titans – Season 3
Teen Titans – Season 4
Teen Titans – Season 5
That Guy with the Glasses – Vol. 1 (Autographed)




*Part of a 4-Movies TCM Collection that includes Adam’s Rib, Philadelphia Story and Woman of the Year.  I haven’t seen these other movies.  For some reason, Bringing Up Baby is on the 

Saturday, February 21, 2015

Most Disappointing Character Designs



[Watching Return of the King]
“Oh my gosh, I can’t wait to see Shelob, she’s gonna be so cool!
She has horns and a neck and a really big butt (which Tolkien went into an odd amount of detail about) and other cool things because she’s a fantasy creature.  I can’t wait to see what creative and cool design the use for her and…
...
 …
wtf that just looks like a normal spider.”

Sometimes adaptations like to change the designs of characters.  Often this is good and can result in a creative and pleasing new look for the character.  Many times, however, it’s disappointing to those of us who had expectations of what our favorite heroes or villains look like.  These designs can be grotesque, silly or simply bland.  For this list, I’m mostly doing adaptations of specific characters, even if it is tempting to take the opportunity to complain about what Underworld tried to pass off as werewolves.  I'm not going to not the actor playing the role unless I feel that bad casting was a contributing factor.

 
24. The Wampa
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back Special Edition (1997)
What made the Wampa’s cave an effectively suspenseful scene was that the audience did not know where the creature was in relation to Luke.  Lucas, having apparently forgotten what he learned in Common Sense Filmmaking 101, decided to show the Wampa milling around at the other end of the cave so we can see what a “horrible” creature it was (it was eating).  The “horrible creature” looked like a giant, bipedal Bichon Frise.


23. Scarecrow 
Batman Begins (2005)
I like the mask, but I have a problem with the rest of the costume (or lack thereof).  The simple two-piece suit does not match the mask at all.  Scarecrow could have worn a brown duster and a flannel shirt, which would have fit the character and Nolan’s down-to-earth visual style.  There is a short time where we see him in a sort of loose straightjacket look, but we don’t even get a good look at him like that.  He also could have used a better costume in The Dark Knight since he had time to make one, but he’s back in a two-piece. 






This promotional photo makes him look like he's popped himself.
22. Adrian Veidt
Matthew Goode, Watchmen (2009)
The intention of this costume design was to mock the infamous Batnipple Suit in Batman & Robin.  This is odd because they made Silk Spectre II’s costume more practical even though that costume was supposed to make fun of the impracticality of superheroine costumes.  The awkwardly miscast Matthew Goode doesn’t help, either.  I would have cast Sean Bean, Aaron Eckhart or Nicolaj Coster-Waldau. 


21. Catwoman 
Dark Knight Rises (2012)
In contrast to Michelle Pfeiffer’s memorable costume in Batman Returns, this bland suit looks like a tasteful version of a “sexy cat” Halloween costume favored by girls who have no imagination.  The serrated high heel is pretty cool, though.


 20. Beast
X-Men: First Class (2011)
They got it right in X3 with a full human face, and so did Avatar with the design of the Na’vi.  Those were both good non-furry cat anthro designs.  But people, unless you’re going full furry, don’t do the cat mouth.  It just looks silly.  For the record, I prefer Beast with a human face, as opposed to looking like that mimbo from Starfox Assault.


19. Scarecrow
Henry Polic II, Batman the Animated Series, "Nothing to Fear" (1992)
 Scarecrow's debut in this excellent show was a bit disappointing considering how dark the show was.  The episode was great, of course, but this unintimidating design is odd for a character whose entire point to be scary.  I liked this design as a small child because it actually looks kinda cute.  Fortunately, he got better and better.


 18. Cobra Commander 
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
It has some sort of nostalgic 90’s GI Joe feel to it but it looks like a spider’s butt.  Cobra Commander’s costume was great-looking.  Apparently they did away with the hood because it reminded people of the Klan.  It’s too bad there wasn’t an equally iconicthing he could wear.  At least Retaliation fixed this design.

 17. Snake Eyes
GI Joe: Rise of COBRA (2009)
Hey, he looks pretty faithful to the cartoon…until you take a closer look at him and realize that his mask has facial features on it.  That’s kinda weird.  His whole suit has muscle tone molded onto it and seems to be made out of an impractically stiff material.  At least his design in Retaliation looked good.


16. Hawkeye 
Avengers (2012)
Hawkeye has a memorable costume that’s purple and blue (my favorite colors).  This bland getup makes him look like the cheapest leatherdaddy.



 15. The Joker
The Batman (2004-8)
The Joker + An Orangatan.  This show had a thing for needlessly odd character designs.  I was tempted to add The Joker from The New Adventures of Batman, but that was more of an art style flaw than a character design flaw. 


 14. The Wicked Witch of the West
Mila Kunis, Oz The Great and Powerful (2013)
Sam Raimi could have used a design similar to the original, which would have matched his style.  Instead he slavishly followed the design of the 1939 classic.  It doesn’t help that Mila Kunis is way too cute, and the prosthetics protrude abruptly from her soft features in a way that’s incongruous.  It also features a makeup trope I hate: adding pointy eyebrows to demonic characters to make them look more “evil.”  To makeup artists everywhere, that doesn’t work.  Stop doing that.


 13. The Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Everyone has already commented on this off-putting design.  At least they get a point for actually making the Turtles look different from one another.


 12. Grown Spike
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, “Secret of my Excess” (2011)
The show led me to believe that grown dragons look like this.  It’s a great design, and I would love Spike to have looked like that because I like him.  Also, I hate this episode, so I don’t accept it as canon anyways.  I’d also like to make a Dishonorable Mention of the show’s interpretation of Tirac, but that may be more of an art style thing.


What good is power if you can't wear a pink cape?
 11. Almost Everyone in Game of Thrones (2011-)
I can’t help but notice that the characters of A Song of Ice and Fire are often described as having very memorable character designs.  I understand that some makeup effects need expensive CGI, and that Peter Dinklage is too beautiful to disfigure, therefore Tyrion has a scar that magically crossed his face without touching his nose.  Less than understandable is Roose Bolton, who is described as looking like an evil, terrifying version of Tommy Wiseau in a pink cape.  In the show he looks like someone’s alcoholic uncle.  This show should have been an anime.    


 10. The Joker
Brent Spiner, Young Justice (2010)
I always wondered what The Joker would look like if he was a GQ model.  Brent Spiner’s unbelievably bad voice acting doesn’t help.  Compare that to Mark Hamill, and that’s another point to Star Wars.

  9. The Sentinels
They look like something out of an animated football interstitial.


  8. The Lizard
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
The Lizard is one of the coolest-looking villains in the Spider-Man universe.  The lab coat and the purple pants are iconic, and it’s good to have a lizard’s jaws so he can actually bite things.  This version looks more grotesque than intimidating.



 7. Deadpool
Ryan Reynolds, X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Yeah, enough people have complained about this one.


 6. The Penguin (When He’s Running Around in a Onesie)
Danny DeVito, Batman Returns (1992)
An interesting entry since he’s also on this list.  In his suit, he looks awesome, but he spends a great portion of the movie literally dressed like a baby.


 5. Green Goblin
Spider-Man (2002)
This unbelievably bad costume is worse when you consider some of the great concept art they made for it.


 4. Howard the Duck
Howard the Duck (1986)
This movie was supposed to be animated movie.  So instead of a lovable funny animal cartoon we got this off-putting monstrosity. 


 3. Shelob
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
I was waiting so long to see Shelob on the big screen and this is what she looked like.  That is the most generic, blandest spider you could possible come up with.


 2. All the Transformers
“Transformers” (2007)
Megatron looks nothing like himself.  Starscream really looks nothing like himself.  Optimus has a mouth (which they hid from us in the promotional material).  Bumblebee was 70’s Camaro (a fitting car) until he turned into a new Camaro because product placement.  And don't get me started about not casting Frank Welker as Megatron...


 1. Koopa
Dennis Hopper, Super Mario Bros. (1993)
What part of “fire-breathing turtle-dragon” did these bozos not understand?

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Top Ten Most Deserving Best Picture Winners



Sometimes the Academy gets things right.  Naturally, there are none from the genre spike of the 80’s.







10. Gone with the Wind
1939
D: Victor Fleming




 




9. Lawrence of Arabia
1962
D: David Lean



8. Schindler's List
1993
D: Steven Spielberg
Very poignant. 



 




7. The Bridge on the River Kwai
1957
D: David Lean




6. The Deer Hunter
1978
D: Michael Cimino


 









5. Patton
1970
D: Franklin J. Schaffner








 
4. Ben-Hur
1959
D: William Wyler







 

3. Gladiator
2000
D: Ridley Scott
I don’t care what Doug Walker or any one else says.  Gladiator is a great movie.  It’s pretty refreshing that a movie that actually was my favorite of the year won this award so recently.  However, I think Best in Show is a very close second and should have been nominated.


 



2. Casablanca
1943
D: Michael Curtiz










1. The Godfather
1972
D: Francis Ford Coppola
I did not include Godfather Part II on this list because I actually liked The Conversation better.









HONORABLE MENTIONS  

Unforgiven (1992, Clint Eastwood) 
Very good movie, but my favorite from that year was Army of Darkness.  I think that Porco Rosso and The Last of the Mohicans should also at least have been nominated, too.  


The Silence of the Lambs (1991, Jonathan Demme)
I liked Terminator 2 more, but it is a movie whose flaws people tend to forgive because of how much fun it was.

No Country for Old Men (2007, The Coen Bros.) 
I think 2007 was a slow year for movies.  My favorite was Grindhouse, a feature that I thought was more than the sum of its parts.  I loved Ratatouille despite its having flaws, and Persepolis should have been a nomination.  At least No Country is a good movie, and this this was an overdue award for the Coens.
  
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003, Peter Jackson)
This was not my favorite Lord of the Rings movie, nor was it my favorite movie of 2003.  If any movie of this series deserved the award it was the first one.  However, if this was meant to be a retroactive award applying to the Trilogy as a whole, I suppose it would be a deserving one.  I’m also happy that for once the Academy awarded a fantasy.  

Birdman (2015, Alejandro G. Inarritu)
The Grand Budapest Hotel was better, and Calvary should have been nominated.