I suppose it’s come to this. My list of the sexiest anthro girls. First off, I’ve never understood what was
wrong with finding anthropomorphic characters attractive for having the same
traits we’re supposed to find attractive in real people. Also, there’s a difference between finding
something sexy and actually wanting to have sex with it, you know. Unfortunately there aren’t that many well-developed
female anthros, and there are a lot of great designs wasted on lame characters. I’m going to try on focus
on:
-Characters I actually like for their personality/role in
the story. I confess some of these could
use more development.
-I actually have to like their character designs.
-They have to be anthropomorphic enough in their design
for me to find attractive. No quadrupeds
or anything like that.
24. MAID MARIAN
Fox
Monica Evans, Robin Hood
Though not as active in the movie as she could be, but
she’s kind-hearted and beautiful. I
guess that’s good enough.
23. NESSIE
Dragon/Loch Ness Monster
The Ballad of
Nessie
Though not active enough as a character, she seems nice
enough and she certainly does look cute.
22. ELSA BASTION
Cat
Lackadaisy
Elsa Bastion, née Arbogast , is a good world-weary
character with a look to match. Also,
she and her husband make for a very cute couple.
21. SAWYER
Cat
Jasmine Guy, Cats
Don’t Dance
Graceful and smart, Sawyer was a former performer who had
dreams until she was forced to work as a secretary. The events of the film make her realize there’s
still a chance for those dreams in spite of her pessimism.
20. MIRAGE
Cat
Bebe Neuwirth, Aladdin
(The Series)
This universe’s
embodiment of evil, Mirage is so powerful that she cannot be stopped by
force. Just watch what happens every
time Genie tries to take her down.
Naturally her one weakness is that she underestimates the power of
virtue in foiling her plans. She is utterly
evil, and the only indication of any humanity she has is a vague past romance
with Fasir.
19. DR. SYMBICORT
Wolf
(?), Symbicort Commercial
I really thought this commercial would make a bigger
splash in the furry community than it did.
Not many wolves on this list, unfortunately. That’s funny because I really like wolf
anthros. Conversely, I’m not that big a
fan of cat or bunny anthros, and yet there’s two of each of them here. There’s not much about this character. She’s a doctor, she’s pretty, and she wears
glasses. Maybe I’m just desperate for a
wolf here. Then again, the commercial
implies that that old wolf just murdered three pigs in the end; maybe Symbicort
is racked by guilt because of her indirect role in that crime.
18. JULIE-SU
Echidna
The Archie Sonic
the Hedgehog Comics
When I was a Sonic fanboy, I loved this character. She had a great design, kicked ass and was
one of the few Sonic heroines who packed heat.
She was a good match for Knuckles, far better than Catwo Rouge.
She looks very cute, but the female echidnas of the comics generally
do.
17. SPLATTER
PHOENIX
Duck
Dani Staahl/Andrea Martin, Darkwing Duck
She’s a funny parody of pretentious modern artists and
she rocks the punk look well.
16. LACI HARDT
Cat
Lackadaisy
Long-suffering, snarky secretary to Wick. Once again, I’m not that big a fan of cat
anthros, but for some reason there’s a lot of characters I like. Mostly because of Lackadaisy.
15. PRINCESS SALLY
Chipmunk
Kath Soucie, Sonic
the Hedgehog
She’s a natural leader (“Sonic Boom” and the comics
notwithstanding, but I’ll go into the former eventually) and she has great
chemistry with Sonic. Overall, I find the
female characters in the SatAM/Archie continuity more compelling than those in
the Sega continuity.
14. LOLA BUNNY
Rabbit
Kristen Wiig, The
Looney Tunes Show
Many furries seem to hate this character for having
appeal outside giving them
boners. Doug Walker’s slight to furries
is actually justified in this context. This
show took a furry pinup masquerading as a clichéd 90’s pseudofeminist character
and turned her into comedy gold. The
fact that the writers were willing to make a zany female character to compete
with the male cast is a far more securely feminist act than what the original
was. I actually find the more restrained
design more appealing than bunnyboobies in your face. She’s a consistently funny part of an
inconsistently funny show. Her mom gets
an honorable mention as a BBW. Such a
nutty girl would not be sexy in real life, but then again, I actually do have a
few villains on this list.
Despite my preference for voice actors over celebrities,
I do prefer Wiig’s voice over Kath Soucie’s original; it’s funny, distinctive
and it fits the character. But, then
again, Soucie does show up twice on this list.
13. TINA RUSSO
Duck
Jennifer Esposito/Annie Mumolo, The LooneyTunes Show
Although she loses some points for her taste in men, she
plays off the other characters in the show very well, especially with her
facial expressions. She’s a smart,
sensitive tomboy who even seems to have a good moral code.
12. BUNNIE RABBOT
Rabbit
Christine Cavanaugh, Sonic
the Hedgehog
A great character whose friendly, calm demeanor hides
inner pain. Half-roboticized by the
villain, she endured a horror that most of the characters of the show had the
luxury of avoiding. Although we see
hints of how much this torments her, she acts friendly and cheerful most of the
time. Still, one wonders what her
friends were thinking giving her such a cruel nickname. She’s a well-balanced personality. I also love her plus-sized figure in the
cartoon, but in the comics she’s unsurprisingly shaped like a Barbie doll.
11. RENAMON
Fox
Mari Devon, Digimon Tamers
Before I even knew what a furry was, I knew Renamon was
sexy. Beautiful, great figure, and a stoic
demeanor.
10. IVY PEPPER
Cat
Though not as curvy as Mitzi, Ivy makes up for that
cuteness and adaptability. Despite being
a sweet girl on the outside, Ivy navigates her insane situation of being
involved with a Speakeasy with cleverness and strength. She’s charismatic enough to get people to go
along with her, and she comes through when s*** hits the fan. Also, if you haven’t read Tracy Butler’s Lackadaisy, you seriously need to.
9. LT. FOX VIXEN
Fox
Lim Un Yeong, Squirrel
and Hegehog
An unexpected perk of the Songun policy is badass anthropomorphic cartoons. Aside from being one of the “villains” in a
North Korean Propaganda cartoon, she looks great. I thank her for fictionally serving her
country as well. I can’t tell much about
her personality because it’s pretty hard to find a reliable English dub. She still comes off as charismatic, clever
and sultry. By the way, there are too
many foxes on this list.
8. SCARLET OVERKILL
Wolf
Sandra Bulloch, Minions
Though I haven’t seen the movie and I think the Minions
are overrated, this villainess looks cool.
Stylish and confident, she looks even better as a wolf in a brief
fantasy bit, where we actually get to see her kill those damn Minions.
7. HOLLY HOLLISTER
Mouse
She’s smart and she gets a lot of points for holding on
to morality in an insane world. I also
love her romance with Wally. Not only
are they a cat and mouse couple, it’s clever how they use their predator/prey
instincts to the relationship’s advantage.
She seems a little unhinged and suicidal for a time, but you can’t
really blame her after what she’s been through.
She got better, though.
6. VICAR AMELIA
Wolf/Deer/Human/Wuzzle
Lucy Briggs-Owen, Bloodborne
It’s probably the Catholic in me that finds this
character so attractive. Also, Amelia
gets some sympathy points as she doesn’t seem to be a truly malicious monster,
but rather a woman afflicted by a disease that turns her into a monster no
matter how she tries to fight it.
5. JENNY McBRIDE
Mouse
Hyndyn Walch, Secret
of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue
Probably not pleasing many by including this awful sequel
to a classic. But then again, I do like
this character. She’s far more active
than the “hero.” She takes the
initiative to go on the journey, she saves Timmy from the villain, and even
puts the annoying comic relief character in his place. Hell, she’s
the real protagonist of this movie, and Timmy is her love interest. I also
have a thing for pear-shaped figures and pink sweaters.
4. DRAGON MIM
Dragon
Martha Wentworth, The
Sword in the Stone
Mim may be one of the more understandable Disney villains
in her motivation. While she is
definitely evil as she is willing to murder a child, she only does so because
he’s Merlin’s follower. Heck, she even
expresses momentary regret with what she “has” to do. Seriously, Merlin is pretty shady. His
motivation is trying to groom a child to become king (against his will) so he
can rule the country through him. With
this in mind, Mim almost comes off like a very immoral anti-heroine. As for the design, it’s the classic
bottom-heavy dragon look that I absolutely love.
3. PRINCESS FLAME
Dragon
Stephanie Morgenstern, Blazing Dragons
A really cute and intelligent dragon girl, Flame is the
only character besides Flicker with a clue.
She wants to improve the world in ways other than violence (she actually
wants to made reforms that empower citizens!), but when push comes to shove she
can kick some ass. She also seems to
realize that she can’t just tell the king and queen that Loungelot is taking
credit for Flicker’s accomplishments since Loungelot happens to be the queen’s
favorite. She knows how to play the
game. The show isn’t that funny, but I
love this character. I just wish she was
a fat dragon.
2. DAISY DUCK
Duck
Kath Soucie, Quack
Pack
This is my favorite interpretation of Daisy. She’s smart, has a great body and I like Kath
Soucie’s voice. She also knows how to
play bagpipes, and if that's not hot I don't know what is.
1. MYRA FOXWORTHY
Fox
Liz Georges, Talespin
She’s a smart person, and you can see her passion for
archeology in her mannerisms. She can also
talk down a mummy. She has a cute
character design that’s restrained, and I love her glasses. There’s another archeologist vixen in another
episode, but she looks way too sultry for my tastes (although the look does
serve the story).
