Wednesday, February 27, 2013

2013 Academy Awards - My Reactions



     Every year I tell myself the same thing: “I’m not even going to look at the Oscar nominations.  I don’t care about the Academy Awards.”  Now, I never waste my time watching the inane ceremony (especially with Seth McFarlane hosting it, and with Michelle Obama making a surprise appearance), but I always end up checking the Wikipedia listings afterward to see who won.  We all have a bile fascination with who is nominated, who wins and what our take on that is.  The Academy may be completely irrelevant, having repeated failed to recognize truly groundbreaking cinema since the late 70’s, but maybe that’s why we’re so fascinated by it.  It just lives in its own little world.  We can go anywhere else to see a more definitive assessment of a year’s movies, but the Oscars is different. 
     Also, the 2013 Oscars wasn’t so bad.  Usually the quality of the Best Picture Oscars is decided by one factor: the quality of the type of movies that the Academy will not consider giving an award to, and 2012 seemed to be defined by highly anticipated genre movies that were either disappointing (Dark Knight Rises, Prometheus, The Hobbit) or merely adequate (Avengers).  Now my favorite movie of the year so far was Skyfall, but I thought that its story had too many flaws to be a Best Picture; I was rooting for it to win some other awards, though.
     I will note that I haven’t seen all of the movies I’m about to mention here, so this article is subject to some change.  I’m only commenting on the awards I actually have an opinion on.


BEST PICTURE
Argo
     I was a bit surprised that this won the award.  I’ve heard Lincoln was a very good period movie, and it was no doubt written as an absurd parable in honor of Obama.  That combination of cinematic traditionalism and political progressivism made it seem like a shoe-in for Best Picture.    
     Now I haven’t seen Amour, Les Miserables, or Silver Linings Playbook, but of the nominees I did see this year, Beasts of the Southern Wild was the most deserving.  I also would have rooted for the very fun and original Django Unchained.  Zero Dark Thirty no doubt suffered from the manufactured controversy concerning its alleged endorsement of torture, and I think awarding Argo was like a poor man’s version of awarding 0D30 without the heat.  In other words, typical Oscar politics.  Though I enjoyed Argo well enough, it was a one-and-done.  A very by-the-numbers film about a spectacular historical event with some moments brightened by Alan Arkin and John Goodman.  An example of how sometimes just because an event is amazing, it doesn’t make it translate too well to film.  Zero Dark Thirty managed to make real-life espionage and a foregone conclusion genuinely exciting to watch.  Kathryn Bigelow made her opposition to torture clear and she deserves some credit for not whitewashing history.  Also, Looper deserved a nod for being a smart, above-average sci-fi movie that wasn’t based on pre-existing material. 
     Could have been worse.  The movie I was rooting against was Life of Pi.  It wasn’t technically a bad movie; it was just really boring.  A plodding film that had an attention-getting gimmick without actually being a genre movie, it was just the type that the Oscars would nominate.

BEST DIRECTOR
Ang Lee – Life of Pi
     Seems fair enough, although for all the problems I had with Django, I thought that Quentin Tarantino deserved it more, if not Christpher Nolan for Dark Knight Rises.  Also Wes Anderson for Moonrise Kingdom and Kathryn Bigelow for Zero Dark Thirty.

BEST ACTOR
Daniel Day-Lewis as Lincoln
     This seems right, even though I didn’t see any of the films nominated for this award.  Day-Lewis looked great in commercials, though.  Of course, Robert Downey, Jr. got snubbed again for his performance as Tony Stark.  Andrew Garfiled also deserved a nod for outdoing Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man.  Still, I’m glad Joaquin Phoenix is acting again.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Christolph Waltz as Dr. King Schultz – Django Unchained
      Personally,I think this is the most egregious snub that occurred this year.  Christolph Waltz was very fun, but why the hell wasn’t Javier Bardem nominated for his performance as Raoul Silva in Skyfall?! 
He was absolutely spellbinding in that film.  While Bardem already won an award for No Country for Old Men, he really broke out into a new acting style with Skyfall.  Waltz also already won a well-deserved award for Inglourious Basterds.   Another snub was against Leonardo DiCaprio, whose performance as Calvin Candie was arguably the best of his career.  And hasn’t John Goodman won an Oscar yet?   
     As for the other nominees, Tommy Lee Jones is always fun (well, except in Batman Forever), and Philip Seymor Hoffman deserves an Oscar nod every time he leaves the house (although that statement may apply more to Joaquin Phoenix).     

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Anne Hathaway – Les Miserables
     Haven’t seen any of these movies, but kudos to Hathaway, and I mean that.  She looked great in commercials for this movie.  Way to stop sucking in the course of a year.

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Quentin Tarantino - Django Unchained
     I'm happy this one won.  Also, I don’t think Moonrise Kingdom was Anderson’s best work.

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE
Brave
     Well, unless Cars are involved, I guess this shows that the Academy has a knee-jerk reaction to give this award to Pixar every year.  Brave was okay but utterly lackluster, and most everyone seems to agree with me.  Pirates! Band of Misfits was a funny and well-animated movie that was far more deserving.  The decent Rise of the Guardians was not nominated for some reason and it was better than Brave.  I have yet to see Wreck-It Ralph (I’m reluctant to as a result of the uncalled-for presence of Sarah Fucking Silverman), but everyone says it’s really good, and possibly the first deserving 3D movie from non-Pixar Disney.  I haven’t seen ParaNorman or Frankenweenie.  A very disappointing award.

BEST DOCUMENTARY
Waiting for Sugar Man
     Probably the most ridiculous of all the Academy Awards since they awarded the work of fabrication that was Bowling for Columbine.  Still, the winner did seem to have an impressive story behind it, and I’m glad they didn’t just indulge their liberalism this year. 

BEST ORIGINAL SONG
Adele – “Skyfall”
      Now this was the biggest triumph of this ceremony.  Usually, this is one of the more irrelevant awards.  All these years the Academy has ignored memorable songs to give the award to some forgettable pop song and occasionally the most saccharine song in a Disney movie.  But here, they actually came through and not only nominated a good Bond song but also awarded it!  Thank you Best Original Song Oscar, for not sucking for once!  None of the other songs were as good as this one, and I’m particularly glad that Seth McFarlane didn’t win for his bland entry.  At least the other songs deserved the nomination.

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Claudio Miranda - Life of Pi
     Life of Pi was a gorgeous movie and also another example of Hollywood’s love affair with the color cyan.  However, I was disappointed since I was rooting for Roger Deakins’ Skyfall.  I think Dark Knight Rises deserved a nod, too.    

BEST COSTUME DESIGN
Jacqueline Durran – Anna Karenina
     I would like to see genre movies dominate this category more often.  This year I would have liked to see The Hunger Games for its attention-grabbing costume designs, Dark Knight Rises for Bane’s costume, Cloud Atlas or Looper.

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
Life of Pi
     I guess this is fair enough. Avengers was nominated even though visually it didn’t have anything over Transformers.  Dark Knight Rises looked good overall, but I think would have been disqualified for that awful, cartoony football field bombing.  Prometheus and Cloud Atlas were more deserving.    

Thursday, February 21, 2013

My Favorite Bond Intros



Bond Intros are a classic staple of movie music.  For some reason, only one I know of has ever been nominated for an Oscar (Skyfall).  Here are my favorites, and I’m mostly weighing this based on the songs.


18. Dr. No
Monty Norman and John Barry
It’s the first appearance of the Bond theme and the gun barrel, and I like the 60’s aesthetic.  Still, it’s not a true Bond intro yet, and it trails off with the “Three Blind Mice” thing.

16. Goldfinger
Shirley Bassey
The first full-fledged Bond intro, with the women and the dedicated theme.  It’s one of the most famous, but it’s far from my favorite.

John Barry, Matt Monro
Another step toward a full-fledged Bond intro, but it doesn’t have a dedicated song with vocals until later in the movie.  The visuals of the credits being shown on women’s bodies is tacky even by today’s standards. 

Duran Duran
It’s just pure 80’s cheese, especially with the video.  I love it.

John Barry
It breaks from tradition with an instrumental.  It’s a good tune and it was used well in Goldeneye 64, so it has some nostalgic value for me.  The visual portion is a little more distinctive than the generic videos of the time.

13. Diamonds are Forever
Shirley Bassey
A pretty good song.

Tom Jones
Not one of the more famous songs from the Connery era, but it’s my favorite.

Lulu
I think it’s a pretty groovy song.

Paul McCartney
Probably the best of the old-school Bond themes.

Sheryl Crow
The visuals are very interesting and really go for the computer theme (it was the 90’s).  I like the heavy piano notes in the beginning.

Gladys Knight
I love 80’s music, and this sounds pretty 80’s

Mya
It sounds a bit tacky, but I like it.  The best part of the video is that it has TANKS WITH SPINNERS.

Jack White and Alica Keys
Even though this was song was widely panned, I love it.  I like the video portion with the retro 60’s touches mixed with modern imagery.

Chris Cornell
I love the song.  It really brings out what the character of Bond means to us.  The video portion, however is bland. 

A-ha
Another great 80’s tune, and even has a good tune.

Garbage
Actually a very melodic song.  I like the clever visual of the oil being poured on invisible women.

Adele
The song is great and so is the video portion.  I like how it foreshadows the plot without really giving it away.

Tina Turner
My favorite song and favorite video.  The visuals of most of the older Bond intros look the same to me (you can only look at so many silhouettes of women and guns against a solid background), and this is the first one they actually decided to get creative with.

Favorite TV Themes



Ah, TV themes.  So silly, so much fun to listen to and so nostalgic.  I’d like to include The Star Trek Enterprise theme, but that song was around for a while.



Groovy and catchy, and an unforgettable part of my childhood.

A nostalgic WWF song

How can you listen to the first part of this song and not think of a big fat guy walking around?  The rest of the song is fun, too.

I prefer the later seasons’ more techno versions over the first, but the ultimate version is from the movie.


I don’t like the cartoon, but I like the theme.

That’s right anime fans, I like this song.  Kill me.

It’s so much better than the original…

The Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi version is a bit irritating, but you can’t deny that this song has a great tune.  The instrumental version is pretty awesome.



An unusually serious-sounding cartoon theme.

The show is stupid, but I like the theme song.  This song is fun, too.

I know this is pretty much the bastardized version of GI Joe, but I like this theme more than the original.

One of the first examples of techno themes, and still works today.

I like the techno version of this cartoon.  BTAS is good, but it’s mostly a rehash of the Danny Elfman theme.

16. He-Man
I love this theme.  It just exudes the power that He-Man represents.


Not many intros can give you nightmares, but the #2 on this list takes the cake…

13. Digimon
I generally prefer cartoons, but why is it that anime have better themes?

A great cyberpunk instrumental, especially in the end credits.

11. Kane’s Theme (WWF)



I haven’t seen this version, but I like the theme song better than any previous version.


The end credits theme was used well during the final faceoff in the series.

Classic funereal song.

It was a stupid show, but it certainly had a great theme.  The Zeo version is good, too.

Pure nightmare fuel in musical form.  Even Robert Stack's voice added some creepiness.

I actually prefer this version over the original.  It has more nostalgic value for me, and it’s just a better song.

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Auspicious Adaptation


 
V for Vendetta
2005
D: James McTeigue
**********
Pros: Characters, Acting, Dialogue, Action, Music
Cons: Some tasteless political themes, Some interesting aspects from book cut out

      




     Sometimes I feel like a contrarian when it comes to movies in regard to my politics.  There are many movies that other conservatives have fawned over that I wasn’t particularly wild about (Juno,300, Dark Knight Rises, For Greater Glory, 300…), and liked others that they hated.  V for Vendetta is one of those latter movies.  I seem to interpret politics in movies and TV shows differently than my right wing brethren (I for one cannot fathom what the hell conservative pundits have against My Little Pony, for example).
     V for Vendetta takes place in Britain of the near future.  The country is run by Norsefire, a fascist dictatorship which monitors its citizens through a complex surveillance system, imposes strict curfews and seems to have successfully wiped out all minorities.  By this time, the rest of the world has plunged into anarchy, with the United States being explicitly described as a collapsed Third-World nation.
And yet Dell Computers seems alive and well.
     V (Hugo Weaving), a survivor of an inhuman experimentation in one of the death camps dons a Guy Fawkes mask, fights the regime, exacts revenge on the individuals who directly oversaw the experiment and befriends everywoman Evey Hammond (Natalie Portman). 
     While the Wachowski Brothers’ V for Vendetta is clearly a swipe at the policies of the Bush administration, it doesn’t really offend any of my own personal conservative beliefs.  It takes a position against the War on Terror (which I don’t think was a good idea), against Islamophobia (also a bad thing) and for gay rights (which I don’t oppose).  In fact, I hold the Bush Administration indirectly responsible for all the nonsense we’re going through right now.  His flawed policies helped ensure that no one would want to vote Republican no matter what Obama pulls.  It doesn’t help that one of the chief architects of the War on Terror is pretty much running around telling conservatives to not be conservatives any more just so we can win more elections.
     In fact, this is really more of a libertarian movie than a liberal one; it doesn’t take any position that’s incompatible with this ideology.  In fact, there’s a great line in the movie that heavily implies that Norsefire, like any self-respecting industrialized dictatorship, does not allow its citizens to own guns.  Sometimes it gets a little too libertarian for my tastes.  I’ve noticed some libertarians really outdoing the liberals in their anti-war rhetoric, going so far as to equate any world leader unfortunate to preside during wartime with despotism.  A small number of them even subscribe to conspiracy theories.  Likewise, this movie paints a chemical attack on Britain as an inside job which enables the police state to gain power.  Along with comparing the Bush Administration to a genocidal dictatorship, it is one of the more genuinely offensive parts of the movie.  Alan Moore had a problem with the Wachowskis adapting his comic into an American allegory.  Personally, I don’t think he had much of a right to complain about that since his own motivation for his story was driven by his own paranoia about Thatcherism, which, as it turned out, did not lead to gays’ and blacks’ being put into death camps.
     That’s not to say that V for Vendetta wasn’t a great story.  Alan Moore is a master story teller, and the original comic is an intelligent and complex mix of dystopian fiction and swashbuckling style with great artwork.  The movie takes a lot of liberties with the story, but I don’t mind.  I don’t particularly care how faithful a film adaptation is, just so long as it’s good.  In fact, I prefer that a movie make some changes in order to be artful in its own right.  V for Vendetta may have little in common with its source material, but it becomes its own good work.  I would rather see that than a slavish but lackluster film like Zack Snyder’s Watchmen.  
     The movie’s direction is excellent.  It’s unfortunate that James McTeigue’s following movies seem disappointing; Ninja Assassin was terrible and The Raven looks that way.   Still, the editing, cinematography and Dario Marianelli’s excellent score help establish a great atmosphere.   The dialogue is extremely witty and has many memorable serious and funny lines.  It’s another example I cite of how I often find the comic relief in serious movies funnier than that of comedies.  The action is brilliant.  There are three main action scenes, but the final one between V and Creedy’s goons is one of my favorites in cinema.  I love the stylized contrails coming from V’s knives, the choreography, the consistent slow motion and the scoring.  Even the blood splatter contrasts the dark lighting in a perversely beautiful way.  I’m glad they didn’t go with that cheesy racking that the Wachowskis inadvertently popularized. 
     Is it better than the comic?  Well, yes and no.  While the movie maintains a lot of its visual elements, it departs from it many ways.  Naturally, many interesting subplots are cut out, but that’s something to be expected in a film adaptation.  Movies generally don’t react well to too many subplots.  As a result, many of the villains are not as interesting as they are in the book.  The dictator of Norsefire, Adam Susan, was a far more intriguing character in the novel.  He believed himself and Fate (the computer system monitoring the country) to be the only real people in the world, resulting in this perverse attraction to the computer system, which V ends up taking advantage of.  The movie version of the character (John Hurt in an obvious homage to the film 1984) has had his name inexplicably changed to Adam Sutler, and all he does is just yell at his underlings through a television.  The inner circle of Norsefire is made up of multiple characters who constantly plot against Susan and each other while either abusing or being manipulated by their wives.  These conspiracies are simplified in the movie, and these roles are all applied to the film’s villain Peter Creedy (Tim Pigott-Smith), who was actually a relatively inconsequential character in the book.  The villains may not be quite as compelling in the movie, but they serve their purpose, and Hurt and Piggot-Smith fit the roles well.
     The movie’s anti-hero, V, is depicted as more sympathetic than he is in the book.  In the book he is mostly depicted as a dark anarchist who is a product of the environment, rather than a solution.  The movie attempts to make him out to be more heroic, although this does lead to some logical fallacies, as he still engages in terrorist activities.  Despite his status as a cultured Renaissance man, he sees no problem in blowing up historical buildings, including Big Freaking Ben.  His torture of Evey also makes less sense in this light, although they try to acknowledge this by making him feel conflicted about it.  It’s definitely a problematic part of the movie which made perfect sense in the comic, and it begs the question of whether V simply made the whole thing up with Valerie Page.  Still, on some level this interpretation succeeds.  V’s affability and humor in the movie do make the movie more entertaining to me than the book.  There’s something undeniably lovable about a protagonist who kicks fascist ass in one scene and then cooks eggs-in-a-basket in a frilly pink apron in another.  I will admit that V’s video address to Britain in the book (a metaphorical chewing out of the people for allowing Norsefire to oppress them) is better than the friendlier version in the movie.  One thing that helps V’s character is Hugo Weaving’s acting.  Although his face is never seen, he gives one of the best body language performances I’ve ever seen in a movie, if not best performances, period.  He manages to convey a myriad of emotions flawlessly even though his mask has a constant maudlin smile.  He’s lighthearted when it’s appropriate and intimidating when he has to be.  I particularly like one scene in which Evey walks in on him pretending to fight Mondego from The Count of Monte Cristo.  V’s nervous reaction when she sees him is priceless.  Natalie Portman and Stephen Rea are also very good as Evey Hammond, the heroine, and Eric Finch, a virtuous police inspector trying to hunt for V.  Both characters try to survive within the system while suppressing their own misgivings about it.  Portman does particularly well in a demanding role, acting alongside British actors without sticking out like a sore thumb. 

     Another noticeable difference is the methods by which V assassinates his victims.  In addition to fighting the regime, he also wants to personally kill three people who ran the experiments in the fictional concentration camp at Larkhill (a real life military settlement) that made him what he was.  These people are Lewis Prothero (Roger Allam), Bishop Lilliman (John Standing) and Dr. Delia Surridge (Sinead Cusack).  In the book, V uses symbolic gimmicks to kill Prothero and Lilliman, a la Dr. Phibes.  The assassination of Prothero, a propagandist who ran the camp is far more interesting in the book than it is in the movie, in which he simply stabs him offscreen in a shower.  In the book, he kidnaps him and drives him insane by burning his valuable doll collection in a simulated death camp furnace, illustrating the twisted ideology of a man who cares more about dolls than human life.  As I said before, I love Roger Allam’s acting, and seeing this scenario come to life on film would have given him more screentime in addition to being more interesting that what happened in the movie.
     Still, the loss of Prothero’s scene is more than worth it, because it wouldn’t have made much sense for V to use a symbolic death to kill him and then forego this method for Bishop Lilliman.  This character’s death is not only my least favorite scene in the book, but it’s certainly the most demonstrable and objective improvement in the movie.  In the book, V seems makes a very pretentious and highly offensive statement about religion by forcefeeding a cyanide-laced communion to Lilliman after using Evey to lure him into a pedophilic tryst.  In addition to perpetrating the pedophile priest cliché, Moore displayed an absurd lack of knowledge and research in regards to the sacrament.  Most ridiculously, V asks Lilliman if the wafer will become the Body of Christ the instant  it enters his mouth, and Lilliman confirms this in the dialogue.  Obviously, the wafer becomes the Blessed Sacrament when the priest consecrates it at the altar.  The comic also claims suggests that if this were true, Lilliman wouldn’t die of cyanide poisoning, and thus his death supposedly disproves this doctrine.  Again, not true: the physical accidents of the cyanide wafer will still remain nonetheless, and that’s even assuming that God will let a dirty pedophile truly perform the sacrament.  I also assume that Norsefire’s state religion is Anglicanism, and I’m not even sure if Anglicans even believe in transubstantiation.  The internet keeps giving me ambiguous answers, so if any Anglican wants to correct my bottomless ignorance, then that person is more than welcome to.  Instead, the movie not only just has V kill him offscreen, it adds a hilarious moment of comic relief in which Evey gets cold feet and decides to warn Lilliman that V is lying in wait, and Lilliman thinks she’s playing a sex game.  Overall, it’s a pretty damn good reason to prefer the movie. 
      Delia Surridge’s death is actually one of my favorites.  Knowing of her remorse, V shows her what passes for mercy for him: painlessly killing her with a syringe and allowing her to be forgiven by him before dying in peace.  It’s about as heartwarming as murder can get.     
       Some scenes really do embellish the story well.  One example is the story of Valerie Page (Natasha Wightman), a homosexual actress sent to the same camp as V.  It’s an effectively poignant story regardless of one’s opinion on homosexuality.  It’s relatively faithful to the book’s version, although I think the narration about her coming out to her parents is improved.  Some political statements in the movie are less well executed.  When Evey asks about his possession of an illegal Koran, Gordon Deitrich (Stephen Fry, of all people) straightfacedly utters, “Do you have to be Muslim to appreciate its beautiful writing?” Not that the book is without such dreadful corniness.  In one of its scenes, Finch visits Larkhill, drops acid and says something which I somehow doubt will be included among history’s more eloquent defenses of racial equality. 

So, yeah.  Black people are coffee.  It sounds worse to me when I consider that I can’t stand coffee unless it contains at least 40% cream.  The movie thankfully omits the part about the acid and replaces it with an excellent montage consisting of V’s falling dominoes, as well as flashbacks and current events leading up to the third act.
     I must point out that one line which sounds inspiring really doesn’t make much sense to me: “People should not be afraid of their governments.  Governments should be afraid of their people.”  Well, fear does not imply powerlessness.  A bear will tear you to pieces because it’s afraid of you.  The line should be “People should not trust their governments.  Governments should trust their people.”  The government should always trust its people with their own lives, and the people must be vigilant lest the government overstep its bounds. 
     The final scene consists of V’s bombing of Big Ben while citizens dressed up as him watch.  While the logical storyteller in me objects to the act of bombing an architectural landmark that could have had people in it, my inner poet loves this scene.  The inspirational use of the 1812 Overture gives the movie’s ending an inspiring tone, and I love the touch of having some people remove their masks revealing people who were murdered by Norsefire, whom V as a symbol represents. 
     Although many comic fans dislike this movie for the changes it made, I actually have to say that I like it more than the comic.  I admit that I did watch the movie first, and that the comic has more complexity and logical sense than the movie, but I generally just find the movie more entertaining overall.  Even though there are definite objective improvements in some areas. 
Especially this fucking scene.

   


FAVORITE QUOTES

EVEY: Who are you?
V: Who?  Who is but the form following the function of what, and what I am is a man in a mask.
EVEY: Well, I can see that.
V: Of course you can.  I’m not questioning your powers of observation.  I am merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
EVEY: Oh.  Right.

V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona….. Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. [carves a V into a Norsefire poster]  The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.  [giggles]  Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
EVEY: Are you like a crazy person?

EVEY: I don’t see any instruments.
V: Your powers of observation continue to serve you well.

SURRIDGE: You’ve come to kill me, haven’t you?
V: Yes. 
SURRIDGE: Thank God.

SURRIDGE: Are you going to kill me now?
V: I killed you 10 minutes ago. [shows her a syringe]
SURRIDGE: Is there any pain?
V: No.
SURRIDGE: Thank you.  Is it too late to apologize?
V: Never.
SURRIDGE: I’m so sorry.

V: Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of every day routine- the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, thereby those important events of the past usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, a celebration of a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are of course those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with guns will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, Adam Sutler. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. Last night I sought to end that silence. Last night I destroyed the Old Bailey, to remind this country of what it has forgotten. More than four hundred years ago a great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words, they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this government remain unknown to you then I would suggest you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me one year from tonight, outside the gates of Parliament, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.

FAKE SUTLER: Ah, warm milk, there’s nothing better.
GORDON: I understand you enjoy a glass every night, chancellor.
FAKE SUTLER: Since I was a boy. [Real Sutler is watching with a glass of milk in hand]

SUTLER: We are being buried beneath the avalanche of your inadequacies, Mr. Creedy!

EVEY: [finding out about Prothero’s death] V, yesterday I couldn’t find my ID.  You didn’t take it, did you?
V: Would you prefer a lie or the truth?

VALERIE: That year I came out to my parents.  I couldn’t have done it without Chris holding my hand.

VALERIE: Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have. It is the very last inch of us.

DOMINIC: What do you think will happen?
FINCH: What usually happens when people without guns stand up to people with guns.

CREEDY: Why won’t you die?
V: Beneath this mask is more than flesh.  Beneath this mask is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.

V: The only thing you and I have in common, Mr. Creedy, is that we’re both about to die.
CREEDY: How do you imagine that’s gonna happen?
V: With my hands around your neck.

CREEDY:   Whatchya gonna do, huh? We've swept this place. You've got nothing. Nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We have guns.
V: No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty, I'll no longer be standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've had time to reload.
        
BTN Anchor: Now this is only an initial report, but at this time it’s believed that during this heroic raid, the terrorist was shot and killed. [shows footage of hostage forcibly dressed up as V getting wounded]

V: Would you dance with me?
EVEY: Now, on the eve of your revolution?
V: A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having.

FINCH: Who was he?
EVEY: He was Edmond Dantes….and he was my father….and my mother…..my brother, my friend….and me.  He was all of us.

EVEY: Where did you get all this stuff?
V: Oh, here and there.  Mostly from the Ministry of Objectionable Materials.
EVEY: You stole them?
V: No, stealing implies ownership.  You can’t steal from the censor.  I merely reclaimed them.