Every year I
tell myself the same thing: “I’m not even going to look at the Oscar
nominations. I don’t care about the
Academy Awards.” Now, I never waste my
time watching the inane ceremony (especially with Seth McFarlane hosting it, and with Michelle Obama making a surprise appearance), but
I always end up checking the Wikipedia listings afterward to see who won. We all have a bile fascination with who is
nominated, who wins and what our take on that is. The Academy may be completely irrelevant,
having repeated failed to recognize truly groundbreaking cinema since the late
70’s, but maybe that’s why we’re so fascinated by it. It just lives in its own little world. We can go anywhere else to see a more
definitive assessment of a year’s movies, but the Oscars is different.
Also, the 2013 Oscars wasn’t so bad. Usually the
quality of the Best Picture Oscars is decided by one factor: the quality of the
type of movies that the Academy will not consider giving an award to, and 2012
seemed to be defined by highly anticipated genre movies that were either
disappointing (Dark Knight Rises,
Prometheus, The Hobbit) or merely adequate (Avengers). Now my favorite
movie of the year so far was Skyfall,
but I thought that its story had too many flaws to be a Best Picture; I was
rooting for it to win some other awards, though.
I will note
that I haven’t seen all of the movies I’m about to mention here, so this
article is subject to some change. I’m
only commenting on the awards I actually have an opinion on.
BEST PICTURE
Argo
I was a bit
surprised that this won the award. I’ve
heard Lincoln was a very good period
movie, and it was no doubt written as an absurd parable in honor of Obama. That combination of cinematic traditionalism
and political progressivism made it seem like a shoe-in for Best Picture.
Now I haven’t
seen Amour, Les
Miserables, or Silver Linings Playbook, but of the nominees I did see this
year, Beasts of the Southern Wild was the most
deserving. I also would have rooted for the very fun and original Django Unchained. Zero Dark Thirty no doubt suffered from the
manufactured controversy concerning its alleged endorsement of torture, and I
think awarding Argo was like a poor
man’s version of awarding 0D30
without the heat. In other words,
typical Oscar politics. Though I enjoyed
Argo well enough, it was a
one-and-done. A very by-the-numbers film
about a spectacular historical event with some moments brightened by Alan Arkin
and John Goodman. An example of how
sometimes just because an event is amazing, it doesn’t make it translate too
well to film. Zero Dark Thirty managed to make real-life espionage and a foregone
conclusion genuinely exciting to watch.
Kathryn Bigelow made her opposition to torture clear and she deserves
some credit for not whitewashing history.
Also, Looper deserved a nod
for being a smart, above-average sci-fi movie that wasn’t based on pre-existing
material.
Could have
been worse. The movie I was rooting
against was Life of Pi. It wasn’t technically a bad movie; it was just really
boring. A plodding film that had an
attention-getting gimmick without actually being a genre movie, it was just the
type that the Oscars would nominate.
BEST DIRECTOR
Ang Lee – Life of
Pi
Seems fair
enough, although for all the problems I had with Django, I thought that Quentin Tarantino deserved it more, if not
Christpher Nolan for Dark Knight Rises. Also Wes Anderson for Moonrise Kingdom and Kathryn Bigelow for Zero Dark Thirty.
BEST ACTOR
Daniel Day-Lewis as Lincoln
This seems
right, even though I didn’t see any of the films nominated for this award. Day-Lewis looked great in commercials,
though. Of course, Robert Downey, Jr.
got snubbed again for his performance as Tony Stark. Andrew Garfiled also deserved a nod for
outdoing Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man.
Still, I’m glad Joaquin Phoenix is acting again.
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Christolph Waltz as Dr. King Schultz – Django Unchained
Personally,I
think this is the most egregious snub that occurred this year. Christolph Waltz was very fun, but why the hell wasn’t Javier Bardem nominated
for his performance as Raoul Silva in Skyfall?!
He was absolutely spellbinding in that film. While Bardem already won an award for No Country for Old Men, he really broke
out into a new acting style with Skyfall. Waltz also already won a well-deserved
award for Inglourious Basterds. Another snub was against Leonardo DiCaprio,
whose performance as Calvin Candie was arguably the best of his career. And hasn’t John Goodman won an Oscar yet?
As for the
other nominees, Tommy Lee Jones is always fun (well, except in Batman Forever), and Philip Seymor
Hoffman deserves an Oscar nod every time he leaves the house (although that
statement may apply more to Joaquin Phoenix).
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Anne Hathaway – Les
Miserables
Haven’t seen
any of these movies, but kudos to Hathaway, and I mean that. She looked great in commercials for this
movie. Way to stop sucking in the course
of a year.
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Quentin Tarantino - Django
Unchained
I'm happy this one won. Also, I don’t think Moonrise Kingdom was Anderson’s best
work.
BEST ANIMATED FEATURE
Brave
Well, unless Cars are involved, I guess this shows
that the Academy has a knee-jerk reaction to give this award to Pixar every
year. Brave was okay but utterly
lackluster, and most everyone seems to agree with me. Pirates!
Band of Misfits was a funny and well-animated movie that was far more
deserving. The decent Rise of the Guardians was not nominated
for some reason and it was better than Brave. I have yet to see Wreck-It Ralph (I’m
reluctant to as a result of the uncalled-for presence of Sarah Fucking
Silverman), but everyone says it’s really good, and possibly the first deserving
3D movie from non-Pixar Disney. I haven’t
seen ParaNorman or Frankenweenie. A very disappointing award.
BEST DOCUMENTARY
Waiting for Sugar
Man
Probably the
most ridiculous of all the Academy Awards since they awarded the work of
fabrication that was Bowling for Columbine.
Still, the winner did seem to have an impressive story behind it, and I’m
glad they didn’t just indulge their liberalism this year.
BEST ORIGINAL SONG
Adele – “Skyfall”
Now this was
the biggest triumph of this ceremony.
Usually, this is one of the more irrelevant awards. All these years the Academy has ignored
memorable songs to give the award to some forgettable pop song and occasionally
the most saccharine song in a Disney movie.
But here, they actually came through and not only nominated a good Bond
song but also awarded it! Thank you Best
Original Song Oscar, for not sucking for once!
None of the other songs were as good as this one, and I’m
particularly glad that Seth McFarlane didn’t win for his bland entry. At least the other songs deserved the nomination.
BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Claudio Miranda - Life
of Pi
Life of Pi was a gorgeous movie and
also another example of Hollywood’s love affair with the color cyan. However, I was disappointed since I was
rooting for Roger Deakins’ Skyfall. I think Dark
Knight Rises deserved a nod, too.
BEST COSTUME DESIGN
Jacqueline Durran – Anna
Karenina
I would like to see genre movies
dominate this category more often. This
year I would have liked to see The Hunger Games for its attention-grabbing
costume designs, Dark Knight Rises
for Bane’s costume, Cloud Atlas or Looper.
BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
Life of Pi
I
guess this is fair enough. Avengers
was nominated even though visually it didn’t have anything over Transformers. Dark
Knight Rises looked good overall, but I think would have been disqualified
for that awful, cartoony football field bombing. Prometheus
and Cloud Atlas were more
deserving.
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