Wolfen
1981
D: Michael Wadleigh
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Pros: Direction, Characters, First Act
Cons: Story, Fatuous Moral, Disappointing Payoff
It’s
unfortunate when a bad movie tricks you into thinking it’s good, but that’s
what Wolfen does. It starts out solidly, but eventually the
shit rears its ugly head, leaving you cold, empty and alone. It begins with a mysterious killing of a
wealthy man and his wife in New York.
The attack is seen from the point of view of a wolf, which is done
through an in-camera effect similar to the one that would later be used in Predator. James Horner, a composer infamous for
recycling his own themes, gives the theme a motif that sounds familiar to those
heard in Star Trek
II and Aliens. Overall, the scene is very well-done. It helps establish some thrills and has some
decently-executed violence, but it doesn’t reveal too much.
Investigating
the crime is NYPD Detective Dewey Wilson (Albert Finney) with the help of
police coroner Wittington (Gregory Hines) and criminal psychologist Rebecca
Neff (Diane Venora). At the crime scene
it is mentioned that the victims’ bodyguard has voodoo connections, but this is
one of the many red herrings in the movie that go absolutely nowhere. The movie starts out quite well. The protagonists don’t have much in the way
of interesting backstories, but they are likable enough, and I enjoy their
chemistry. I like how a horror movie
combines itself with a police procedural, a refreshing departure from the
typical situation involving fools stumbling into abandoned cottages. While the wolf prey off homeless people, our
heroes encounter an insane amount of red herrings, most of which are more
interesting than the movie’s final payoff.
Most of the
police force believes that a terrorist group called “Gotterdammerung” is responsible for the slayings. Wilson has his doubts, and it’s already
obvious to the audience that this group is not to blame. He and Wittington also encounter a creepy
zoologist named Ferguson (Tom Noonan) who seems oddly sympathetic to wolves. He goes on so much about how corrupt man is
and how put-upon the wolves are that one can’t help but think he’s a
werewolf. He even watches footage of
wolf-hunting just to use as empathy porn.
This subplot doesn’t last long, however, since the he is mauled to death
by the movie’s lupine antagonists.
The story’s
primary suspects are a group of radical Native Americans led by Eddie Holt
(Edward James Olmos, who is Hispanic).
Not only are they depicted as annoyingly smug fanatics, Holt is revealed
to no qualms about killing other Native Americans who “sell out.” They talk to Wilson about wolf spirits called
the Wolfen, which are supposedly more intelligent than humans. They talk about that how much more blameless
they are than the humans who took their land (gee, it’s almost like an allegory). I must say the movies interpretation of the
Noble Savage fallacy is one of the more insulting I’ve seen, since it defines
“noble savage” as “smug, arrogant murder who venerates wolf spirits.” After the movie heavily implies that at least
some of these Native Americans are werewolves, Wilson tails one of them at
night. The man ritualistically disrobes
and….pretends to turn into a wolf. No,
really. He just gets on all fours and
starts acting like a g--dam wolf. You
know what’s more annoying than a movie’s pretending that something a man turns into is a werewolf? A movie about a man
pretending to turn into a werewolf. With
this incredibly anticlimactic twist, the movie confirms that it is not, in fact
a werewolf movie, despite teasing the audience with imagery of full moons
during the mauling scenes and even on the movie poster.
This movie is not worthy of such awesome posters. |
The movie
truly hits rock bottom when Wilson and Wittington go looking for the wolves in
some abandoned buildings at night.
Seeing how it’s probably not standard police procedure for a detective
and a police coroner to take some M-16’s out on an urban hunting trip, it’s
sadly predictable what happens next. The
black guy dies. The movie spent its
first act building suspense effectively and fooling me into thinking it wasn’t
a typical horror movie, but this scene brought Wolfen down to the level of the worst horror films. This is even more frustrating when you
consider that Gregory Hines’ charisma, combined with the humor and intelligence
of his character, made Wittington the most entertaining and likable character
in the movie. This character was too
cool and to come off as tokenism; he actually came off as a co-protagonist to
Wilson. Wittington was actually a
stronger character than Wilson, and if the latter had been killed in the scene,
it would have been truly unexpected.
Hell, if Wittington had ended up being the hero, it would have at least
partially actually compensated for all the movie’s crap. At least he does a hilarious double-take
right before the wolf jumps him.
Despite this
movie’s brazen attempts to romanticize these wolf beings as honorable hunters,
they’re actually a bunch hypocritical, cowardly assholes. Even with some concessions given toward
different value systems, it’s hard to imagine any honor-based code of conduct
which allows one to do what these wolves do.
Their land is taken from them by humans, and they’re obviously upset
about it. So what do they do about
it? Do they try to fight? Do they leave? No, they just lay low and prey on the
weakest, most defenseless members of the society that conquered them. The movie suggests that they have an arrogant
disdain for the humans as lesser beings, despite our cultural and technological
accomplishments shaming theirs. And
that’s what this movie has to offer us after all those ridiculous red herrings
that are resolved far too soon: wolves that are assholes with a pathetic
inferiority complex. Almost anything
would have been better than that. If
this is supposed to work as an allegory for Native Americans, it’s heavily
insulting. This would be the movie’s
poster if it were more honest:
Wolfen
is Michael Wadleigh’s only film besides two documentaries. This is a shame because he actually does a
good job directing. The cinematography
is great, New York landmarks are used well to create symbolism and suspense in
the movie, and the story is well-paced. .
As I mentioned before, he uses some tricks that would help benefit more
famous movies later. James Horner’s
score does a good job of helping establish the atmosphere, despite his
trademark recycling. The movie started
out with a lot of promise and good execution, but nothing really salvages such
an anticlimactic and fatuous story. At
least with Balto II: Wolf Quest, you
could see it coming.
MEMORABLE QUOTES
WITTINGTON: Now ain’t this a shame? Bizarre, man.
Almost severed her head.
WILSON: Was instantaneous?
WITTINGTON: Instantaneous? You see a chicken run around with its head
cut off? Nobody ever thinks about the
head. During the French Revolution, when
they chopped the heads off they quick’ picked them by the basket and looked
them in the face. Now, most went out right
away in shock. Every fifth head or so
was alive, wide awake, eyes blinking, mouth trying to say something.
WILSON: Yeah, sure.
WITTINGTON: The brain can live without oxygen for more
than a minute. That’s a long time, buddy
boy. How’d you like to see your own body
and know you’re dead?
WILSON: Give me a nice death in bed, preferably with a
partner.
WITTINGTON: You can take her away now. Hey, careful with her…
[offscreen plop]
COP 1: Aw shit.
WITTINGTON: ….head.
COP 2: You pick it up.
COP 1: I’m not picking it up.
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