This Just In!
2004
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Pros: The occasional funny joke (listed in quotes
section)
Cons: Bland animation, Unfunny humor, Unlikable protagonist,
Does terrible job of representing its ideology
Political
satire is a good idea on paper, but most of the time it doesn’t work. Politics is, after all, a very serious
subject. Because of how important our
beliefs are, it’s hard for us to distance ourselves from the debate and
recognize what’s worth making fun of. Our first instinct is to just demonize the
other side for the fact that they do not agree with us. That’s not satire, that’s just politics as
usual. This is why works like The Onion and Subnormality, which are ingeniously funny when dealing with harmless
subject matter, become idiotic and puerile the moment ideology comes up. I also find it annoying that we hold
comedians up on a pedestal as if they are wiser and more honest than we are
when in reality they are just as much slaves to their own belief systems as
anyone else. Our society needs to come
to terms with the fact that the ability to make jokes about one’s quirky family
does not necessarily translate into political savvy.
Part of the reason I’m so bitter about this subject is
that most of the people out there making these jokes are completely ideologically
incompatible with me. There are so few
shows out there that are sympathetic to my conservative ideals, so I was
excited to hear about the This Just In!, a
cartoon which sold itself as an edgy, defiantly conservative alternative. The only shows I know of that actually handle
political satire remotely well are South
Park (which is libertarian) and The
Daily Show with Jon Stewart (which is leftist); it would have been great to
see a good comedy that was actually compatible with my own beliefs. However, when I watched this show as a young
college student, I was severely disappointed by what I saw.
This Just In
was created by Steve Marmel, who had previously worked on Family Guy and Fairly
Oddparents (so we know what kind of quality to expect), and, as you’ve
probably figured out, I don’t think highly of it. The animation is relatively cheap Flash work,
mostly so that an episode can be hastily made in time to be topical (which is
good in South Park’s case, because it
actually was funny and insightful sometimes).
As I said before, even funny shows have trouble with political humor, so
it’s a bad sign that the average apolitical joke in This Just In follows the following formula:
“That’s [insert comparative adjective] than [insert
pop-cultural reference]”
It would be one thing if this cartoon was just as shallow
and humorless as any editorial page comic; I would still find it to be
refreshing just for being conservative.
Funny thing is, it isn’t even that.
If you want a good idea of how this show fails at being a conservative
comedy, let’s take a look at the cast.
Surely this is a refreshing departure from the standard biases we see on television. |
Ok, I’m glad that the show depicts its liberal characters
with respect rather than turning them into strawmen, but what’s the point of
making a conservative show if all the conservative characters are fools? If I wanted to watch a show where the
Republican is a fool and the liberal character is the voice of reason, I’d watch
every other show on the air. Y’know, all those shows this show claims to
be the answer to. In an interview with The Houston Chronicle, Marmel said “Most of the time you see a conservative on a
TV Show, he’s played as a zealot or a boob.
I wanted to do a show where the conservative wasn’t the idiot.” But the problem is that Brian Newport is an idiot. He’s crude. He does that penis-in-the-popcorn thing at
movie theaters. Many of the episodes revolve
around his foolishness, particularly one in which he creates a Web of Lies
about himself in order to attract a liberal woman who is completely
ideologically incompatible with him just because she’s really hot. Who the
hell does that? It’s not like he’s shallow or anything, he once said he’d
rather sleep with a 6 he agrees with, than a 10 he doesn’t (seriously, not lower
than 6?). The episode results in the
most famous moment in the show, in which he sums up his conservative belief
system in a rather dubious fashion:
“I believe there is
no Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, because if there was, I’d be in it. [but you
wouldn’t go around telling anyone about it] I believe homeless people do not need
welfare. I’ve
seen homeless people. They don’t need welfare. They need treadmills. [I’ll admit that’s
funny,
but it’s incredibly wrong and insensitive and sounds like something a
conservative strawman
would say] I don’t
believe we should pull out of Iraq because pulling out early is what got Bill
Clinton impeached. [because Clinton would have avoided that scandal if he
had just knocked
Monica up; also, huge analogy failure]….I believe in Bush, because Bush shoots first and asks
questions later,
and I think you get a lot less questions that way. [Yeah, we all know well
that
worked out]”
If I’m finding this speech silly, imagine how a liberal
would react.
Despite failing at depicting its own characters in a way
that’s flattering to conservatives, This Just In shows off its ideology by
making fun of prominent liberal guest stars.
From what I remember, it wasn’t very satisfactory in the way it did so. Michael Moore’s punishment in one episode was
to be put in a dunk tank, a thing normally reserved for good-natured fun at
parties. An entire episode was dedicated
to how Tina Fey wasn’t funny because she sometimes made jokes about
conservatives on SNL. Oh well, it’s not like she was ever
responsible for a genuinely funny TV Show that’s far better than This Just In, right?
And it's not like that show has a conservative strawman who's actually cooler than the conservative protagonists of This Just In. |
Perhaps even more laughable than that is the inclusion of
Bill O’Reilly in that very same episode, in which this satirical comedy just
lays the flattery on thick. Not even a little
bit of healthy fun-poking. They even
flatter his appearance by saying that Hu makes him look like a “skinny version of Rob
Reiner,” in what is probably the only time in history in which the word has
been used to describe that man. This
sycophantic admiration might make more sense if it was referring to a more
reputable figure, but this is Bill O’Reilly.
Many conservatives see him as an embarrassing buffoon who’s prone to
various embarrassing gaffes. This was a
man who somehow found a way to come off as
more of a child than American
Atheists president Dave Silverman by failing to realize that there is a scientific explanation for the tides coming in and out.
They happen when Princess Luna overeats and increases the gravitational pull of the moon. |
I admit that I was mostly making this review from
8-year-old memories, and I could not find much in the way of videos or screenshots. It only lasted 5 episodes, and as far as I
know, it doesn’t have much of a following.
It’s little wonder.
* Princess Luna Picture uploaded with permission by
Duragan.
MEMORABLE QUOTES
JIMMY TOWNHOUSE: Dude, you just chased out 20 hot, single,
drunk women out this bar.
BRIAN NEWPORT: I’m coming off a little gay right now, am
I?
JIMMY TOWNHOUSE: You’re coming off a lotta gay right now.
BRIAN NEWPORT: Look, all I’m saying is that one morning
Kurt Cobain woke up, realized he was married to Courtney Love and took the easy
way out.
JIMMY FALLON: [on SNL] I’m Jimmy Fallon, and I break character in every
sketch.
BRIAN NEWPORT: I believe homeless people do not need
welfare. I’ve seen homeless people. They don’t need welfare. They
need treadmills.
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