I was looking forward to this movie year, but there were
some disappointments like Prometheus
and the The Dark Knight Rises. Still, I think I may have overdone the movie
waching. There’s over 20 movies on this
list, and these are just the ones I like.
40. Ivan the Incredible
40. Ivan the Incredible
D: Michael Hegner
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Forget Foodfight! This is the worst animated movie I’ve
ever seen. Crude animation. Off-putting character designs. Uncomfortable situations. A terrible moral (“better to just let
yourself be the victim than risk being a bully”). Not even ironically enjoyable.
D: Peter Hedges
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You’d think this would just be a cloying family movie,
but it’s actually really stupid. Two
prospective parents tell an adoption agency a story about a fantastical boy
that is either a tall tale made to waste their time or a testimony to how they
should not be allowed to adopt a kid.
38. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
37. Dark Shadows
D: Tim Burton
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This could have been great had it been made during the 90's, but unfortunately Tim Burton's passion is waning with old age. It also beats out Underworld for having the worst werewolf design in movie history: literally just a human with digitigrade legs.
36. Cinderella 3D
D: Pascal Herold
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Not technically as bad as Foodfight, but it was very tedious and had some off-putting character
designs.
35. Underworld: Awakening
D: Mans Marlind, Bjorn Stein
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Our favorite genocidal vampiress is back in a movie that
almost makes the first Underworld
look good.
34. Foodfight!
D: Lawrence Kasanoff
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The infamous animated film that’s so aggressively s---ty
that it actually has some ironic appeal.
33. Pokemon the Movie: Kyurem vs. the Sword of Justice
D: Kunihiko Yuyama
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I don’t know why I let my friends make me sit through all
these boring Pokemon movies. The
protagonist may be cute, but he is a f---ing moron.
D: Ridley Scott
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This movie may have great effects and cinematograpy, but
it combined insufferable pretentiousness with B-movie stupidity. David (Michael Fassbender) is the only
character whose motivations and actions make sense. He’s like the only person in the movie. The other characters are like really dumb
animals.
31. Total Recall
D: Len Wiseman
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A joyless and boring adaptation of the Paul Verhoeven
classic. I’ve been trying to be
supportive of Kurt Wimmer, but this is the last time I watch something written,
but not directed, by him.
30. John Carter
D: Andrew Stanton
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I know the story was the space opera that started it all,
but the movie doesn’t do anything to make it seem fresh outside a few
imaginative visuals and good moments of world-building. The movie is very orange and has a generic
CGI look that made me feel like I was watching the end of Episode II again. The
characters weren’t all that compelling, even if they had a few amusing
moments. The movie is also poorly paced. John Carter is a 19th Century
Virginian, and I’m pretty sure I have more of a Southern accent than he does. I love how he just encounters two armies of
Martians fighting and simply decides to take the side of the one that seems to
be losing even though he has no frame of reference. I guess he likes lost causes.
29. The Amazing Spider-Man
D: Marc Webb
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Though less visually gaudy than Sam Raimi’s movie, the
plot was not quite as well-constructed.
I found the overall experience so bland that when I saw the sequel I had
forgotten that Denis Leary’s character had died. Still, I liked Andrew Garfield and his
Spider-Man had some great one-liners. Gwen
Stacy was also a stronger character than Mary Jane was. James Horner’s score is mostly forgettable,
but it has its moments.
28. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
D: Peter Jackson
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Despite some great scenery and the ingenious casting of
Martin Freeman as Bilbo, the movie drags on with unnecessary side quests and
drawn out scenes. We don’t need tedious
padding to remind us that Lord of the
Rings is going to happen, Peter Jackson.
Also, the gross-out gags during the troll scene were uncalled for. Is it just me or does the theme sound
familiar?
27. The Hunger Games
D: Gary Ross
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The movie is solid and has some striking visuals. I’ve seen good shaky-cam and bad
shaky-cam. This movie has the latter,
but it works to its advantage since there’s no legitimate criticism that it
hypocritically revels in the violence in condemns. Still the biggest problem with the Hunger Games is the Hunger Games themselves. They don't make much sense, and the sequels are much better.
26. Moonrise Kingdom
D: Wes Anderson
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While very stylish, I found its characters and humor
lacking. A slight miss from Wes
Anderson.
25. I Declare War
D: Jason Lapeyre, Robert Wilson
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The immature decision to make the religious kid a
gullible moron was the one mistake that ruined this otherwise clever movie for
me.
24. 3, 2, 1...Frankie Go Boom
D: Jordan Roberts
**********
A funny movie with Ron Perlman as a drag queen.
23. Looper
D: Rian Johnson
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An enjoyable, clever and truly original sci-fi movie
that’s not an adaptation of
anything. In other words, a true rarity.
22. Brave
D: Mark Andrews, Brenda Chapman
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A decent movie, but a bit subpar by Pixar standards.
D: Christopher Nolan
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A huge disappointment considering how great the previous
two movies were. While the
cinematography was great, the story left a lot to be desired, and Bane was
poorly handled in the adaptation. I love
how Batman’s bad leg and back are brushed off and forgotten about halfway
through the movie. That’s how you handle
vulnerability. Still, overall a well-executed movie despite its adaptational failure.
20. Cloud Atlas
D: The Wachowskis, Tom Tykwer
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An interesting movie.
I found “The Ghastly Ordeal of Timothy Cavendish” the most amusing. I didn’t like Ben Winshaw’s character for
committing suicide while practically teasing his poor lover about it, just
because he was confident in his belief in reincarnation.
19. Argo
D: Ben Affleck
**********
A good movie, but nothing too distinctive. Don't think it deserved the Best Picture Oscar. Really liked John Goodman in it.
18. Rise of the Guardians
D: Peter Ramsey
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Don’t have much to say about it other than it has good
visuals.
17. The Avengers
D: Joss Whedon
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I liked this movie, but I wasn’t as amazed by it as
others were. I loved the banter, and the
character interactions were great. Loki
comes into his own as a good villain in this movie. Still, I found it visually bland. That final battle was just generic CGI glut.
16. ParaNorman
D: Sam Fell, Chris Butler
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Good stop-motion animation, some good twists and a good
sense of humor. A good affectionate
homage to horror conventions.
15. Wreck-It Ralph
D: Rich Moore
**********
A colorful, clever and fun movie with likable
characters. My one complaint is the
casting of Sarah Silverman. “Let’s make
a charming kid’s cartoon…and cast the offensive and divisive comedienne for no
reason!” I mean Janeane Garofalo’s not
much better, but at least she would have been understandable as she actually
has a pretty respectable voice acting career.
14. MIB3
D: Barry Sonnenfield
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Considering how bad MIIB was, it was surprising that this
movie was actually pretty good.
13. Lincoln
D: Steven Spielberg
**********
Although I can’t help but think of it as an absurd
parable for Obama, it’s still a good movie.
Daniel Day-Lewis is perfect as Lincoln.
12. Les Miserables
D: Tom Hooper
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I’m not the biggest fan of musicals, but I did like some
of the songs. I think the live singing
helped make it seem a little more organic, but I was checking my watch during
some of the song numbers. Unlike most
people, I didn’t mind Russell Crowe’s performance.
11. Zero Dark Thirty
D: Kathryn Bigelow
**********
Kathryn Bigelow can make a recent news story whose
outcome we already know seem thrilling and suspenseful. As, for the controversy surrounding it,
there’s a difference between depicting torture and endorsing it. Bigelow deserves credit for not whitewashing
history.
10. Holy Motors
10. Holy Motors
D: Leos Carax
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An interesting movie with a clever premise, but it had major pacing issues.
9. The Pirates! In an
Adventure with Scientists!
D: Peter Lord, Jeff Newitt
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One of the funniest movies of the year. The stop-motion animation is mixed well with
computer effects.8. Beasts of the Southern Wild
D: Benh Zeitlin
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Very original and one of the best movies
I’ve seen from this year.7. Skyfall
D: Sam Mendes
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It’s a bit of an idiot plot, and it has a few Bond clichés, but it’s very fun thanks to good action, funny banter, beautiful cinematography and one of the best Bond villains as played by Javier Bardem. I'm also glad the theme song won the Best Song Oscar.6. Dredd
D: Pete Travis
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Much better than the campy Judge Dredd. It does have some of my visual pet peeves in
the form of CGI bloodspray and oversaturated green/yellow scenes. Karl Urban and Lena Headey are good as Dredd
and Ma-Ma. The down-to-earth vision of
the future is bland, but it does work by making you believe how depressing the
world is.
5. The Dark Knight Returns
5. The Dark Knight Returns
D: Jay Oliva
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A faithful, well-executed adaptation to the classic.
4. Django Unchained
4. Django Unchained
D: Quentin Tarantino
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It’s original, witty, stylish and by far the most fun
movie of the year. The plot is full of
surprises, and unlike some Tarantino films it doesn’t have an interminable
scene in a restaurant.
3. The Act of Killing
D: Joshua Oppenheimer
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This Werner Herzog/Errol Morris produced documentary provides a chilling insight into the banality of evil dealing with the Indonesian Killings of 1965-6. It's particularly disturbing to see how making a staged reenactment of their own murders disturbed the killers more than the real thing.
D: Joshua Oppenheimer
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This Werner Herzog/Errol Morris produced documentary provides a chilling insight into the banality of evil dealing with the Indonesian Killings of 1965-6. It's particularly disturbing to see how making a staged reenactment of their own murders disturbed the killers more than the real thing.
2. Seven Psychopaths
D: Martin McDonagh
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A tragic dark comedy that does meta right.
1. The Cabin in the Woods
D: Drew Goddard
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An extremely funny and creative satire on horror movies, but it has a few flaws, particularly the ending.
D: Drew Goddard
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An extremely funny and creative satire on horror movies, but it has a few flaws, particularly the ending.
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