13. RoboCop 3
D: Fred Dekker
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It's a PG-13 RoboCop
movie without Peter Weller…yeah…
12. Super Mario Bros.
D: Rocky Morton, Annabel Jankel
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It takes a truly oblivious person to make a Mario movie
and make Bowser a human. If I wasn’t a
fan of the video game, I might find the camp of this movie amusing. They clearly had no regard for the source
material. The movie is also known for
its hilariously hellish production.
Arguably the worst video game movie ever.
11. Hard Target
D: John Woo
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D: John Woo
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Woo's American premiere is not that good, but it's got great action and the only American Woo movie that can hold a candle next to his Hong Kong films.
10. Demolition Man
10. Demolition Man
D: Marco Bambrilla
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Actually, a pretty good satirical sci-fi movie. I think I’d rather live in Blade Runner than a world where all the
restaurants are Taco Bells. I love the 90sness of this movie too; Wesley Snipes pretty much looks like a proportionate Rob Liefeld character.
9. The Sandlot
D: David Mickey Evans
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A funny, lighthearted movie about a bunch of kids being
kids.
8. The Three Musketeers
D: Stephen Herek
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A competent adaptation of the legend. Tim Curry is a great Cardinal Richelieu.
7. Tombstone
D: George P. Cosmatos, Kevin Jarre
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For the most part, it’s a competent western, but Val
Kilmer stands out as Doc Holliday. It
also has a great theme song.
6. Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey
D: Duwayne Dunham
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I remember being on the edge of my seat through this
movie as a kid. One of the few
live-action talking animal movies I can stand.
5. The Nightmare Before Christmas
D: Henry Selick
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4. We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story
D: Dick Zondag, Ralph Zondag, Phil Nebbelink, Simon Wells
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I know this isn’t a popular movie, but it has an
effective Bluth-like tone that makes it engaging.
3. Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
D: Adam Radomski, Bruce Timm
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It’s the Batman:
The Animated Series movie. ‘Nuff
said.
2. The Thief and the Cobbler (Re-Cobbled Cut)
D: Richard Williams
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A beautifully animated classic with a terrible production
story. Too bad the studio turned it into
an Aladdin rip-off.
1. Schindler’s List
D: Steven Spielberg
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A poignant movie about the Holocaust with a memorable
performance from Ralph Fiennes. John
Williams’ score is superb.
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